Academy Jokes

Funniest Academy Short Jokes

Short academy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The academy humour may include short university jokes also.

1. What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy? "The sky's the limit for you".
2. I was discharged from the police academy for refusing to wear anything except Delta hats, Boeing ties, and JetBlue shirts. I just wanted to be a plane-clothes cop.
3. Why did the Psychic Academy only order large and small T-shirts? Because they already had plenty of mediums.
4. I found a stash of guns in my academy and reported it to the police Needless to say i was kicked out of the gun academy
5. Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today. JK
6. Did you know some dogs don't pass the Police Academy? ...they didn't pass the pawlygraph test.
7. What's the difference between the Academy Awards and the Paralympics In the Paralympics Blade Runner is an Oscar winning performance
   (I realise this joke is now three years too late)
8. What would it be called if the Umbrella Academy had another sibling, and then triplets, but one of them was taller than the other 2? 2 number 9's and a number 9 large.
9. It's a shame "Fantastic Mr. Fox" didn't win the Academy Award for best animated feature. There were too many *Up* votes.
10. I'm producing a condensed, Cliffnotes-style, version of the 1994 Best Picture winner from the Academy Awards I'm calling it Schindler's Gist.

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Academy One Liners

Which academy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with academy? I can suggest the ones about boarding school and academic.

1. And the Academy Award for Best Sound Editing goes too... A Quiet Place.
2. An atheist orphan receives an Academy Award. "I have no one to thank, but myself."
3. Lego are making an Academy Awards set. It's star studded.
4. Where did the orange go to school? The naval academy.
5. A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy He didn't make the cut
6. Where did the belly button go to school? The Navel Academy
7. Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
8. Fight club did not win an Oscar because... ...the academy couldn't talk about it.
9. *announcing academy award* it's not Leonardo DiCaprio: It's Digiourno
10. Why can't Darth Vader go back to the Jedi Academy? Cause then he'd be The Master-Vader
11. Where do people learn how to steal things? Con Academy
12. What's better than going to Westford Academy? Going to Westford high
13. I tried to get into the knife sharpening academy I didn't make the cut.
14. What did h**... say when he got rejected by the Academy of Fine Arts? Mein Crafts!
15. I'm graduating from the Pirate Academy! I'm majoring in getting the b**....

Academy Award Jokes

Here is a list of funny academy award jokes and even better academy award puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I heard they gave the Academy Award for best picture to the wrong cast. They must have been in La La Land.
• This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards. "What's 'Up', Alex?"
  "Not much, what's up with you?"
• The Academy Awards have introduced a new category for the upcoming Oscars ceremony. "Best Acting for shocked response to Weinstein revelations" is full of very competitive entries .
• What is the official ice cream flavor of the Academy Awards? Vanilla, because it's all white.

Police Academy Jokes

Here is a list of funny police academy jokes and even better police academy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the dyslexic police academy applicant get shot when he showed up for an interview? He let the Captain know he was an aspiring POC on his cover letter.

Giggle-Inducing Academy Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

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