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"The sky's the limit for you".
It's 2:00 PM at the suicide bomber's academy. The instructor walks into the classroom to address the students:
"Kids, I know you're just back from lunch, and I know you're feeling a bit tired. But please pay very close attention, cause I'm only going to show you this once..."
A recruit at a police academy is asked some difficult questions when it comes to the job. He is asked,
"If you pulled over your mother, and had to arrest her, what would you do?"
The recruit replies, "I'd call for backup"
They were all asked the same question:
"What would you do if a man with a knife was coming at you?"
The Cop from the U.K answered by listing the steps in order what he was taught to do in Police Academy and in the Police Handbook
The Cop from the U.S Answered:
"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG"
The Cop from Japan answered:
"Disarm the man and arrest him using any form of martial arts that is best suited"
The Cop from Canada answered:
"Please put the knife down."
Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?
No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.
In the Paralympics Blade Runner is an Oscar winning performance
(I realise this joke is now three years too late)
Vanilla, because it's all white.
A C-cucumber.
The Navel Academy
... in a totally expected mutiny.
He was Leonardo DiCapitated.
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He didn't make the cut
JK
I'd also like to thank my legs for always supporting me, my hips for never lying and my arms for always being by my side.
...they didn't pass the pawlygraph test.
The naval academy.
They must have been in La La Land.
I'm calling it Schindler's Gist.
"I have no one to thank, but myself."
It's star studded.
Only to find that the relief instructor had been teaching his students nothing else but to parry and counter.
Apparently all the sub could do was riposte.
"Best Acting for shocked response to Weinstein revelations" is full of very competitive entries .
I'm majoring in getting the booty.
"What's 'Up', Alex?"
"Not much, what's up with you?"
A Quiet Place.
Because they already had plenty of mediums.
There were too many *Up* votes.
I mean these kids are so rich they hire hitmen to do their school shootings.
He let the Captain know he was an aspiring POC on his cover letter.
....was a school for belly buttons
Mein Crafts!
2 number 9's and a number 9 large.
I'm joining the police academy to learn how to abuse and choke someone without being guilty.
Needless to say i was kicked out of the gun academy
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