Academy Awards Jokes

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And the Academy Award for Best Sound Editing goes too...

A Quiet Place.

Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today.

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Ricky Gervais Tim Allen joke.

β€œWhat can I say about our next two presenters?” Ricky Gervais asked.

β€œThe first is an actor, producer and director whose movies have grossed over $3.5bn at the box office. He’s won two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes for his powerful and varied performances, starring in such films as Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Castaway, Apollo 13 and Saving Private Ryan. The other... is Tim Allen.”

What's the difference between the Academy Awards and the Paralympics

In the Paralympics Blade Runner is an Oscar winning performance

(I realise this joke is now three years too late)

It's a shame "Fantastic Mr. Fox" didn't win the Academy Award for best animated feature.

There were too many *Up* votes.

An atheist orphan receives an Academy Award.

"I have no one to thank, but myself."

Did you hear about the man who cut his own head off after the Academy Awards?

He was Leonardo DiCapitated.

I'm producing a condensed, Cliffnotes-style, version of the 1994 Best Picture winner from the Academy Awards

I'm calling it Schindler's Gist.

I heard they gave the Academy Award for best picture to the wrong cast.

They must have been in La La Land.

This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards.

"What's 'Up', Alex?"

"Not much, what's up with you?"

The Academy Awards have introduced a new category for the upcoming Oscars ceremony.

"Best Acting for shocked response to Weinstein revelations" is full of very competitive entries .

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Lego are making an Academy Awards set.

It's star studded.

What is the official ice cream flavor of the Academy Awards?

Vanilla, because it's all white.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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