Academy Award Jokes
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- Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today. JK
- What's the difference between the Academy Awards and the Paralympics In the Paralympics Blade Runner is an Oscar winning performance
(I realise this joke is now three years too late) - It's a shame "Fantastic Mr. Fox" didn't win the Academy Award for best animated feature. There were too many *Up* votes.
- Did you hear about the man who cut his own head off after the Academy Awards? He was Leonardo DiCapitated.
- I'm producing a condensed, Cliffnotes-style, version of the 1994 Best Picture winner from the Academy Awards I'm calling it Schindler's Gist.
- I heard they gave the Academy Award for best picture to the wrong cast. They must have been in La La Land.
- This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards. "What's 'Up', Alex?"
"Not much, what's up with you?" - The Academy Awards have introduced a new category for the upcoming Oscars ceremony. "Best Acting for shocked response to Weinstein revelations" is full of very competitive entries .
- What is the official ice cream flavor of the Academy Awards? Vanilla, because it's all white.
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Academy Award One Liners
Which academy award one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with academy award? I can suggest the ones about oscar nomination and oscar winning.
- And the Academy Award for Best Sound Editing goes too... A Quiet Place.
- An atheist orphan receives an Academy Award. "I have no one to thank, but myself."
- Lego are making an Academy Awards set. It's star studded.
- Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
- *announcing academy award* it's not Leonardo DiCaprio: It's Digiourno
Humorous Academy Award Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about academy award you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oscar nominated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make academy award pranks.
Ricky Gervais Tim Allen joke.
“What can I say about our next two presenters?” Ricky Gervais asked.
“The first is an actor, producer and director whose movies have grossed over $3.5bn at the box office. He’s won two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes for his powerful and varied performances, starring in such films as Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Castaway, Apollo 13 and Saving Private Ryan. The other... is Tim Allen.”