Academia Jokes

Following is our collection of wallnuts humor and craziest one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Academia puns for adults, dirty almond jokes or clean professors gags for kids.

There is an abundance of nut jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on academia. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any cashew witze you can hear about academia.

The Best jokes about Academia

What's the smartest cookie?

Academia nut

What do you call crazed scholars?

Academia nuts.

What did the cannibal say when he was eating the College Professor's nuts?

Mmm. Academia!

What is a professors favourite snack?

Academia Nuts.

When professors with tenure need a quick snack

Do they eat academia nuts?


What do you call a CRAZY professor?

An academia nut.

What did they call the treenut professor in university?

An Academia Nut

I was laughed out of academia

During my English lecture I presented a strange contraction followed by a misplaced period.

Where do My Hero Academia characters keep their Yu-Gi-Oh cards?

A DEKU box!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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