The Best 10 Academia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Academia jokes. There are some academia craziest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these academia professors puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Academia Jokes and Puns

What's the smartest cookie?

Academia nut

What do you call crazed scholars?

Academia nuts.

What did the cannibal say when he was eating the College Professor's nuts?

Mmm. Academia!

Academia joke, What did the cannibal say when he was eating the College Professor's nuts?

What's the difference between Academia and Macadamia?

Nothing, they're both nuts.

What is a professors favourite snack?

Academia Nuts.


What do you call a CRAZY professor?

An academia nut.

When professors with tenure need a quick snack

Do they eat academia nuts?

Academia joke, When professors with tenure need a quick snack

What did they call the treenut professor in university?

An Academia Nut

Where do My Hero Academia characters keep their Yu-Gi-Oh cards?

A DEKU box!

I was laughed out of academia

During my English lecture I presented a strange contraction followed by a misplaced period.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the academia nut jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working academia cashew piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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