Academia Jokes

Start with a chuckle! Check out this collection of funny jokes about academia, from the world of My Hero Academia, Dark Academia, Little Witch Academia, and more. Whether you’re a faculty member, student, or just a jokester, you’ll be sure to find something to crack you up. Get ready to crack some wallnuts!

Hilarious Fun Academia Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What's the smartest cookie?

Academia nut

What do you call crazed scholars?

Academia nuts.

What did the cannibal say when he was eating the College Professor's nuts?

Mmm. Academia!

What's the difference between Academia and Macadamia?

Nothing, they're both nuts.

What is a professors favourite snack?

Academia Nuts.

What do you call a CRAZY professor?

An academia nut.

When professors with tenure need a quick snack

Do they eat academia nuts?

Academia joke, When professors with tenure need a quick snack

Where do My Hero Academia characters keep their Yu-Gi-Oh cards?

A DEKU box!

What did they call the treenut professor in university?

An Academia Nut

I was laughed out of academia

During my English lecture I presented a strange contraction followed by a misplaced period.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the academia nut puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working academia cashew piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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