Abyss Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abyss jokes. Read abyss deep jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abyss chasm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Fun Abyss Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

I had a dream that I kept falling into a big round dark abyss.

That's it. Thats the hole dream.

What do you call a sarcastic abyss?

A sar-chasm.

A 90 year old billionaire was dragged into the abyss by the tentacles of a Lovecraftian Old God...

It was an elder rich horror.

NASA just reported they have lost contact with Voyager 1 after it crashed into something in the dark abyss of space

Apparently they found my ex's heart, which drains all energy.

Chuck Norris once stared into the abyss...

...and it looked away.

Capitalism is dancing at the edge of the abyss.

Socialism, of course, is one step ahead of them.

Chuck Norris once stared into the abyss...

It blinked.

I've spent many nights staring into the seemingly endless abyss...

I wish my wife wouldn't sleep n**...

Chuck Norris gazed briefly into an abyss.

The abyss shied away.

I stared into the abyss.

It stared back... and said it just wants to be friends.

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