Abut Jokes

Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving.

Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked.

Football in Heaven

Two die-hard football friends ( Jim and Pete ) were sitting after a game one talking abut life.
Jim: do people play football in heaven?
Pete: good question, never thought of it
Jim: Lets make a deal, the first on there check on that and bring the news.
(unfortunately Jim dies and experience his first game in heaven. A week later, he appears in Pete dream.
Jim: Ehh buddy, how is earth ?
Pete: good. Do they play football in heaven?
Jim: Well, i have a good news and a bad news. Good news is , I had my second game yesterday. Bad news, you are selected for the next one.

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