Following is our collection of Abusive jokes which are very funny. There are some abusive derogatory jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abusive obscene puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A guy had an abusive girlfriend named Lorraine. Lorraine didn't know her boyfriend was cheating on her with a lovely girl named Clearly. In August Lorraine died. At the funeral, People wondered why the guy wasn't sad,and why he was so happy.
When they asked him why he was so happy at the funeral he sang....
" I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone !"
Beats me
An abusive teacher
A weed whacker.
She's talking to her friend one day. Her friend asks, "Why do you stay with him?" She replies, "Beats me!"
They are hit or miss
Whipped cream.
Said Dave to his new friend.
"I'm so sorry!"
"Huh. I had them thinking it was their fault as well"
Beats me
Said the Abusive Father.
Nothing, The hits keep coming
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To the beat.
Beats me
Beats me!
Because it's the sun of a beach
It didn't take long before he got violent, abusive, screaming and thrashing around, smearing feces on the walls...
I'll never play Monopoly with him again.
I told him it was a show on Fox about an abusive alcoholic father, but that's hardly relevant.
You're herding me.
I stopped hitting my wife
Beats by Dad
she always keeps her cool.
He asks her "I'm always so abusive to you, how come you're always so calm?"
"I scrub the toilet" his wife replies
"I don't get it?!" He says
"I use your toothbrush"
Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Everytime I hit her, she keeps coming back.
I don't know, beats me.
Any man who has an abusive wife, needs to start practicing marital arts.
Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack.
... and then blame it on the boyfriend
Credits ~ Anthony Jeselnik
Now that I don't have to beat my girlfriend anymore, I have so much free time.
Even though I beat her she still kept making mistakes!
An egg beater
Beets me.
Only one will stop beating you
What is lunch?
Baby don't hurt me.
To send a message.
I didn't mind so much until doctors found out she had been faking her Tourettes syndrome.
One is used by abrasive people, and the other was also raised by abusive people.
I got out of it as soon as she called the cops.
Beats me.
The chemistry teacher was abusive.
They said he was beating his meat on the job :(
Beats Me?
Teen titans was a great show
beats me
He liked to turn 12 packs into domestic violence
An egg beater
Booze
But a real knee slapper.
Taking some time to be single after an abusive relationship is really important.
He just shrugged it off and says, "beats me."
It has a sick beat
How do you know if your husband is abusive?
She shrugs and replies.... beats me
...so abusive relationships do work
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abusive obnoxious jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working abusive verbally piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.