Abusing Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

I'm sorry..

Two nuns are walking in a forest.

Two nuns are walking in a forest. All of a sudden two maniacs attack them and start sexually abusing them. One of the nuns says :

• Oh god... please forgive them! they don't know what they are doing!

The other nun turns around and says :

• Mine does!

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Just another round of Union negotiations . .

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions.

One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, This man, he announced, called in sick yesterday! There, on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score.

A union negotiator broke the silence in the room. Wow, he said. Just think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick."

What do you call domestic abuse overseas?

Abusing a broad

I cannot believe all the people being charged with sexually abusing minors. Can't the minors defend themselves?

After all, They have shovels and pickaxes. Can't they use those in self defense?

I heard Steve Jobs was a Buddhist

Due to abusing child labor in asian countries, his karma was getting killed by a PC.

Abusing a word, done correctly

I have eye opening experiences every day, quite literally.

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