Abuser Jokes

A klansmen, a domestic abuser and a murderer walk into a bar...

The bartender asks what'll it be officer?

I hear they made a movie about an illegal immigrant who beats up a child abuser.

Alien vs Predator

A woman is asked if her husband is an abuser

Beats me, she replied

A spill

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dropping the base

Barry Gibb has revealed that he was nearly molested as a child…

…but the would-be abuser gave him the HeebieBeeGees…

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