Abu Jokes
60 abu jokes and hilarious abu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about abu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article collects some of the best Abu jokes from the UAE, promising to make you laugh. Enjoy hilarious one-liners about the legendary characters Abu El Abed, Abu Aladdin and Abdul Nasser. Discover why the humorous stories about Abu are part of the Islamic tradition and why they are still popular today.
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Funniest Abu Short Jokes
Short abu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The abu humour may include short abu dhabi jokes also.
- What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
- I heard the people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... But people in nearby Abu Dhabi do
- What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Vast majority of folks in Dubai do not like the Flintstones, but most in Abu Dhabi do.
- How do you tell the difference between someone from Dubai and someone from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. People from Abu Dhabi do.
- whats the difference between dubai and abu dabi? people in dubai dont like the flinstones but people in abudabidoo
- Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.
- What's the difference between the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi? The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi Do.
- Research shows that the people of Saudi Arabia don't like "The Flintstones"..
But the people of Abu Dhabi do. - My favourite "Dad" joke. What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do. - Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo
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Abu One Liners
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- People in Dubai don't like "The Flintstones" But people in Abu Dhabi Do
- The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi DOOO.
- The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones... but the people of Abu Dhabi do!
- Apparently, people from Dubai don't like the Flintstones... But people from Abu Dhabi do.
- The people of Dubai don't get Flintstone's humor. But the people of Abu Dabi do.
- Saudi Arabia don't air the Flintstones anymore... But don't worry, Abu Dhabi Doo.
- The people living in Dubai don't like the Flintstones But those in Abu Dhabi do...
- Apparently, people in Dubai don't believe in the Flintstones. But Abu Dhabi do!
- In Dubai they don't show The Flintstones But Abu Dhabi do
- So I've heard people in Dubai don't like Flinstones... But people in Abu-Dhabi DOOOO!
- The people of Dubai do not like the flinstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do
- Most Middle Eastern Nations don't like the Flintstones.. But ABU DHAIBI DOO!
- Dubai don't like the Flintstones but Abu Dahbi do
- What do you call an Arab guy who beats his wife? Abu Yousif
- I just started watching a documentary about Abu Hamza... I'm hooked!
Abu Dhabi Jokes
Here is a list of funny abu dhabi jokes and even better abu dhabi puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- People in Dubai wouldn't understand the humor in the Flintstones, but I know people in Abu Dhabi do.
- How do you sing the national anthem of the United Arab Emirates? I'm Blue, Abu Dhabi, Dubai
Abu Dhabi and Dubai
Abu Dhabi, Dubai... - It is said that the Sheiks in Dubai do not approve of the Flintstones. But those in Abu Dhabi do.
- They do. What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi do. - What's the difference between people who live in Dubai and people who live in Abu Dhabi? People who live in Dubai never watch The Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
- Just in from the Middle East Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn't understand the
humor in the "Flintstones" but, I know for a fact that
people in Abu Dhabi do. - Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do.
- What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi Dubai don't like The Flinstones
Abu Dhabi do. - What's the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo
- I think every race should be equal I don't see the point of having different distances in Abu Dhabi and Miami Grand Prix.
Happy Abu Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about abu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make abu pranks.
The Flintstones
A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,
but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'
An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:
Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina.
Consul: s**...?
Arab: Every day.
Consul: Er, I mean, male or female?
Arab: Don't matter, sometimes even Camel.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too.
Consul: Isn't that hostile?
Arab: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: No deer! run too fast.
A Muslim father catches his son m**.... He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind."
The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."
One more for the road. Abu Al Abid went to USA for the first time,
He opened a furniture shop & a l**... shop.
In 6 months....
he made a good business.
.
He sends an email to his wife saying:
Please rush, pack up & come to USA,
I sold 100 mattresses and 5000 p**....
I made $100,000.
She replies:
It is better that you close your shop and come back fast.
With 1 mattress & with no p**...
I made $300,000.. ...
An artist is never appreciated at home
Just happened.
Wife, looking at IMDB: On, hey, that actress was born in Abu Dhabi.
Me: Yeah, I knew that. I could tell by her hair cut.
Wife: Her hair cut?
Me: Yeah. She has an Abu Dhabi do.
Wife: [3 seconds of silence] That was NOT funny.
So, Will Smith is playing the genie from Aladdin, well then
West Philadelphia born and raised, in a genie lamp is where I spend most of my days. Chillin out back and relaxing all cool til Aladdin showed up with little Abu then a couple of guys who were up to no good..Jafar started taking over my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my master got scared he said if you mingle with the street rats don't come back near here.
Saudi Arabia hates s**... Doo...
But Abu Dhabi Doo!
