Absurdist Jokes

Don't ever debate with an absurdist...

because you will always chair apple man with hands for eyes.

What kind of cord does Albert Camus use?

And EXISTENSION CORD.

(Okay I know he denied being an existentialist because he was an absurdist but still - I made this joke up while working at a hardware store)

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