The Best 10 Abstract Jokes

Following is our collection of Abstract jokes which are very funny. There are some abstract sketchy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abstract painter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear. This entire joke is meaningless

I always wanted to be an abstract painter.

I won't go into detail.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear

Mr. Tom was teaching his class about abstract nouns.

He explained how abstract nouns refer to something you can think of, but can't touch. He then asked a student sitting at the back of the class for an example.

*"My father's Cadillac."*

TIL that kids are better at making abstract drawing than adults

because they suck at drawing.


A critic walked up and down the aisles of a modern art exhibit.

He stopped before one particularly abstract work.

"What in the world is that supposed to be?" He wondered aloud.

"That," said the artist, "is *supposed* to be the Great Wall of China at sunset."

"Then why isn't it?" snapped the critic.

My grandmother, a life-long abstract artist, has dementia.

For the longest the family couldn't be sure of her mental illness, but eventually we all saw the landscape.

Pope Francis warns the public about the evils of Horoscope readings...

Born: December 17, "Your ideas are abstract and don't always make reasonable sense."

What a Sagittarius thing to say...

Women are like abstract paintings...

They can be very beautiful, and they often don't make any sense.

What do the number one and God have in common?

They are both abstract (though only one is real)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abstract draw jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abstract modern piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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