Abstract Jokes

Following is our collection of monet humor and sketchy one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Abstract puns for adults, dirty portraits jokes or clean painter gags for kids.

There is an abundance of draw jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on abstract. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any modern witze you can hear about abstract.

The Best jokes about Abstract

Why is six afraid of seven?

Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear. This entire joke is meaningless

I always wanted to be an abstract painter.

I won't go into detail.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear

Mr. Tom was teaching his class about abstract nouns.

He explained how abstract nouns refer to something you can think of, but can't touch. He then asked a student sitting at the back of the class for an example.

*"My father's Cadillac."*

TIL that kids are better at making abstract drawing than adults

because they suck at drawing.


Women are like abstract paintings...

They can be very beautiful, and they often don't make any sense.

Pope Francis warns the public about the evils of Horoscope readings...

Born: December 17, "Your ideas are abstract and don't always make reasonable sense."

What a Sagittarius thing to say...

A critic walked up and down the aisles of a modern art exhibit.

He stopped before one particularly abstract work.

"What in the world is that supposed to be?" He wondered aloud.

"That," said the artist, "is *supposed* to be the Great Wall of China at sunset."

"Then why isn't it?" snapped the critic.

My grandmother, a life-long abstract artist, has dementia.

For the longest the family couldn't be sure of her mental illness, but eventually we all saw the landscape.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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