Abstract Jokes

Why is six afraid of seven?

Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear. This entire joke is meaningless

I always wanted to be an abstract painter.

I won't go into detail.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear

TIL that kids are better at making abstract drawing than adults

because they suck at drawing.

A critic walked up and down the aisles of a modern art exhibit.

He stopped before one particularly abstract work.

"What in the world is that supposed to be?" He wondered aloud.

"That," said the artist, "is *supposed* to be the Great Wall of China at sunset."

"Then why isn't it?" snapped the critic.

Women are like abstract paintings...

They can be very beautiful, and they often don't make any sense.

Pope Francis warns the public about the evils of Horoscope readings...

Born: December 17, "Your ideas are abstract and don't always make reasonable sense."

What a Sagittarius thing to say...

My grandmother, a life-long abstract artist, has dementia.

For the longest the family couldn't be sure of her mental illness, but eventually we all saw the landscape.

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