Abstract Jokes
8 abstract jokes and hilarious abstract puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about abstract that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Caught my girlfriend having s**... with an abstract artist.
He said "it's not what it looks like"
Why is six afraid of seven?
Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear. This entire joke is meaningless
I always wanted to be an abstract painter.
I won't go into detail.
Mr. Tom was teaching his class about abstract nouns.
He explained how abstract nouns refer to something you can think of, but can't touch. He then asked a student sitting at the back of the class for an example.
*"My father's Cadillac."*
I saw a synopsis and some abstracts shot down in a hail of bullet points.
I guess it was a summary execution.
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TIL that kids are better at making abstract drawing than adults
because they s**... at drawing.
Women are like abstract paintings...
They can be very beautiful, and they often don't make any sense.
A critic walked up and down the aisles of a modern art exhibit.
He stopped before one particularly abstract work.
"What in the world is that supposed to be?" He wondered aloud.
"That," said the artist, "is *supposed* to be the Great Wall of China at sunset."
"Then why isn't it?" snapped the critic.
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