Fun-Filled Abstain Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
Professional boxers usually will abstain from sex the night before a big fight....
...you might find this hard to believe, but they don't really like each other." - Jimmy Carr
So there was a police officer and his police dog...
The officer called the dog Joke, as it made him laugh always. Regardless, he loved the dog. However, one day the dog was demoted and reassigned to another Buddhist officer who wanted a dog to help him abstain from material things. The first officer was, of course upset. One of his friends he worked with asked what was wrong, and the first officer said, Well, it should be obvious. My Joke's been reposted for more karma!
I started a new diet this week. I now abstain from eating any food while I put my mittens on in the winter.
I call it inter-mitten fasting.
The right to life group would like you to abstain from sex while you are under the weather,
Any resulting pregnancy would be ill conceived.
