Howlingly Hilarious Absolve Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
"Mother Superior," said the novice nun . . .
"I have to confess that last night I committed the sin of fornication. Six times."
The Mother Superior thought a minute, then sliced up a lemon and handed it to the novice.
"Here, my child," she said. "Take and eat all of this."
"Will this absolve me of my sin?" asked the novice.
"No," said the Mother Superior. "But it will get that smile off your face!"
Christ died to absolve us of sin...
Now if only he'd come back and die two more times to get rid of cos and tan.
