Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes
I replied "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
But only a fifth May deal in absolutes..
I told her only a Sith deals in absolutes
only a sith deals in absolutes
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
To find a women you need time and money; therefore *Women=Time+Money*
But "Time is Money", therefore: Time=Money and so *Women=Money*Money* or Money^2
But "Money is the root of all Problems", therefore: *Money=√All_Problems*
using those two absolutes we can say that
Women=(√All_Problems)^2
**Women=All_Problems**
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
— Are you sure?
– Completely.
They only deal in absolutes.
Carefully.
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
^and ^it's ^non-differentiable ^at ^0
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
Not now. Not ever.
Sith. Because only a sith deals in absolutes.
Because a Sith deals only in absolutes.
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