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  1. In a recent laboratory accident, a technician was frozen to absolute zero but he's 0k now.
  2. My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now.
  3. Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident. He's 0K right now.
  4. What do you call a male version of a 'Karen'? Ken…Kurt…Karl? Nah: Kelvin. Because he's an absolute zero.
  5. Did you hear about the guy who reached absolute zero? Don't worry, he's 0K!
  6. Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? He is 0K now.
  7. Did you hear about who lived in absolute zero temperatures? He is 0K now!
  8. How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero? 0K
  9. Q. How do you reprimand a lazy scientist working in a cryogenetics lab? A. "Your contribution in this project is absolute zero"
  10. I have been frozen to absolute Zero It was 0k

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  1. Have you heard about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?? He's 0K now.
  2. Did you hear about the chemist that froze himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
  3. What's the absolute value of zero? lol
  4. Did you hear about the guy that was frozen to absolute zero? He's OK now
  5. I know someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K.
  6. What do zero and nil have in common? Absolutely Nothing
  7. Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's OK now
  8. Did you hear about the guy who froze to absolute zero? He's 0k now
  9. Did you hear about the guy who got chilled to absolute zero? Hes 0K now.
  10. A scientist announced he managed to cool something down to absolute zero. It was 0K.
  11. I was freezed to absolute zero once, And it was 0k.
  12. Teach us About Absolute Zero! 0K!
  13. There was a scientist who was frozen to absolute zero. Don't worry, he was 0K.
  14. Did you hear about the scientist that froze himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
  15. My friend cooled himself to absolute zero... he's 0K now.

Absolute Zero Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about absolute zero to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make absolute zero prank.

How did the chemist who failed the temperature test get? Absolute zero.

What's colder than cold?

Absolute zero.

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?


What's an acceptable absolute zero?


Because of my cake here are a few physics jokes...

1.) Two kittens are on a roof which one falls off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
2.) what happens to electrons and they lose all the energy?
They become Bohred
3.) People call me lazy but I am just overflowing with potential energy.
4.) Did you hear about the man that was cooled absolute zero?
He is 0k now.
5.) I hear Chemistry jokes periodically, but Physics jokes have more potential.
6.) My Chemistry teacher threw Sodium Chlorite at me, is that considered a salt?
7.) √−1 2³ Σ π
It was very delicious.
Hope you enjoyed them.

Did you here about the scientist who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

What do you call a very cold v**...?

Absolut Zero

How did Elsa feel about absolute zero?

She was 0k.
The cold never bothered her anyway.

Scientists finally observed the first case of Absolute Zero on earth

Me on monday

Unlike his famous father, Lord Kelvin's son never amounted to much.

He was an absolute zero.

A cryogenic experiment to freeze people at absolute zero just succeeded.

I know because my friend took part in it. Don't worry, he's OK.

Did you know that you could cool yourself to absolute zero...

and still be 0K?

Scientists just froze a man to absolute zero.

He is -273°C.

I want to start a band called Absolute Zero.

People will say we're 0K.

Billy did so bad on his chemistry test,

He got an absolute zero.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why Did the Sith Have a Cold Heart?

He only deals with absolute *zeroes*.

Did you hear about the guy whose temperature went down to absolute zero?

He was 0K

My buddy Kelvin said he wanted to go absolute zero today...

I guess that's 0K...

Why can't chemists tell you what 5 - 5 is?

Because they just can't get to absolute zero.

I was once asked how cool I think I am

So i replied, "On a scale of one to ten, I'd say I'm an absolute zero".

A japanese girl came up to me and said, "Can you do this for me, 0?"

I replied, "Absolute Zero!".

Have you all heard the one about absolute zero?

It's 0k.

That's a lot of zeros

An aide comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump:
"Sir, three Brazilian solders were killed in Afghanistan last night."
Trump looks absolutely devastated, nobody's ever seen him like this.
He sinks back in his chair, saying oh my god over and over.
Then he composes himself and says:
Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"

How do you get an Absolute Zero in PUBG?

Zero Killwin

"Check out this absolute unit!"

Zero Degrees Kelvin

What did Kelvin say to his son Celsius after he broke his 273 college degrees?

You have hit Absolute Zero, son...

I asked a scientist what would happen if my body temperature hit absolute zero.

He said I'd be 0K

A year ago my friend thought it would be funny to freeze himself to absolute zero.

He's 0k now.

My friend was frozen to absolute zero.

Fortunately, he was 0K.
P.S. This is NOT mine.

Scientists experimented on a guy and cooled his body down to absolute zero...

Don't worry, he's 0K

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