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16 absolute worst jokes and hilarious absolute worst puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about absolute worst that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short absolute worst jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The absolute worst humour may include short worst jokes also.

  1. Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.
  2. I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think. They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
  3. My roommates have very strong opinions about lemons One says lemons are the worst type of citrus.
    One says lemons are the absolute best.
    Both call them "sublime."
  4. Isn't it just the worst when you see absolute dirty beggars, begging for upvotes? Upvote if you agree!!
  5. I must have had the worst nightmare ever Everything was absolutely perfect and completely peaceful. It was almost like it wasn't even trying.
  6. My automatic toilet is the absolute worst. Sometimes it flushes before I even use it. It suffers from p**... evacuation.

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Absolute Worst One Liners

Which absolute worst one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with absolute worst? I can suggest the ones about absolutely terrible and awful.

  1. The absolute worst flavor mint... has to be a condiment.
  2. What's the absolute worst city to live in? An atroCITY.
  3. People that over-exaggerate are the absolute worst.
  4. Have you heard of the guy who caught the absolutely worst cold ever? Now he's 0K

Absolute Worst Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about absolute worst you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean worst nightmare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make absolute worst pranks.

I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.

I'm sick and tired of seeing people who are anti-vax getting bullied on social media. We have good reasons to feel this way and simply bad mouthing us or attacking us is not going to change our mind. We will not be silenced.
I for sure will never have one again. No chance, no matter what you say to convince me. I've been s**... into that trap before!
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!

My brother-in-law, a retired farmer, collects antique tractors.

He has an entire barn full of them, absolutely amazing, not even any room to walk, and all in perfect working order. He confided in me the other day what his worst fear is. "A barn fire?" I asked. "No, not at all. I'm afraid that when I am gone, my wife will sell all my tractors for what I told her I paid for them."