Absolute Worst Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Absolute Worst jokes. There are some absolute worst jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these absolute worst puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Absolute Worst Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friend

Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.

I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.

They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!

I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.

I'm sick and tired of seeing people who are anti-vax getting bullied on social media. We have good reasons to feel this way and simply bad mouthing us or attacking us is not going to change our mind. We will not be silenced.

I for sure will never have one again. No chance, no matter what you say to convince me. I've been s**... into that trap before!

They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!

My automatic toilet is the absolute worst. Sometimes it flushes before I even use it.

It suffers from p**... evacuation.

My roommates have very strong opinions about lemons

One says lemons are the worst type of citrus.

One says lemons are the absolute best.

Both call them "sublime."

My brother-in-law, a retired farmer, collects antique tractors.

He has an entire barn full of them, absolutely amazing, not even any room to walk, and all in perfect working order. He confided in me the other day what his worst fear is. "A barn fire?" I asked. "No, not at all. I'm afraid that when I am gone, my wife will sell all my tractors for what I told her I paid for them."

Isn't it just the worst when you see absolute dirty beggars, begging for upvotes?

Upvote if you agree!!

The absolute worst flavor mint...

has to be a condiment.

I must have had the worst nightmare ever

Everything was absolutely perfect and completely peaceful. It was almost like it wasn't even trying.

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

People that over-exaggerate are the absolute worst.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the absolute worst puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working absolute worst piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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