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Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary
What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.
I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.
I'm sick and tired of seeing people who are anti-vax getting bullied on social media. We have good reasons to feel this way and simply bad mouthing us or attacking us is not going to change our mind. We will not be silenced.
I for sure will never have one again. No chance, no matter what you say to convince me. I've been s**... into that trap before!
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
My automatic toilet is the absolute worst. Sometimes it flushes before I even use it.
It suffers from p**... evacuation.
My roommates have very strong opinions about lemons
One says lemons are the worst type of citrus.
One says lemons are the absolute best.
Both call them "sublime."
My brother-in-law, a retired farmer, collects antique tractors.
He has an entire barn full of them, absolutely amazing, not even any room to walk, and all in perfect working order. He confided in me the other day what his worst fear is. "A barn fire?" I asked. "No, not at all. I'm afraid that when I am gone, my wife will sell all my tractors for what I told her I paid for them."
Isn't it just the worst when you see absolute dirty beggars, begging for upvotes?
Upvote if you agree!!
The absolute worst flavor mint...
has to be a condiment.
I must have had the worst nightmare ever
Everything was absolutely perfect and completely peaceful. It was almost like it wasn't even trying.
What's the absolute worst city to live in?
An atroCITY.
People that over-exaggerate are the absolute worst.
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