Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder.
I say, hey, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!
I told him to make a stiff nightcap and drop a couple of pills in it. You know, just take Aleve of Absinthe.
Turns out absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
A leave of absinthe.
I used to drink absinthe, but it caused me bad indigestion and terrible wind, weirdly, it sounded like a Japanese motorbike.
I went to a doctor who told me it wasn't uncommon, that everybody knows "absinthe makes the fart go Honda".
...while sitting in front of my fireplace. I was feeling a pretty good buzz when all of a sudden I began to hallucinate, and out from the top of the fireplace sprung the disembodied head of Jane Fonda! Normally I would find this odd, but you know what they say:
Absinthe makes the hearth grow Fonda.
I guess Absinthe really does make the heart grow fonder.
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