Following is our collection of funny Absinthe jokes. There are some absinthe beverage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these absinthe drink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder.
I say, hey, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!
I told him to make a stiff nightcap and drop a couple of pills in it. You know, just take Aleve of Absinthe.
Turns out absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
I used to drink absinthe, but it caused me bad indigestion and terrible wind, weirdly, it sounded like a Japanese motorbike.
I went to a doctor who told me it wasn't uncommon, that everybody knows "absinthe makes the fart go Honda".
A leave of absinthe.
...while sitting in front of my fireplace. I was feeling a pretty good buzz when all of a sudden I began to hallucinate, and out from the top of the fireplace sprung the disembodied head of Jane Fonda! Normally I would find this odd, but you know what they say:
Absinthe makes the hearth grow Fonda.
I guess Absinthe really does make the heart grow fonder.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the absinthe gin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working absinthe bottle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.