Absentminded Jokes

Following is our collection of head puns and joke one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Absentminded jokes for adults, dirty journey jokes and clean inconsiderate dad gags for kids.

The Best Absentminded Puns

A 96 year old man...

After marrying a beautiful young woman, a 96 year old man informed his doctor that he and his new wife were expecting a baby.

"Let me tell you a story," the doctor said. "An absentminded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he accidentally brought his umbrella on the trip. When he was in the woods, a bear charged him unexpectedly. The man whipped out his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and shot and killed it on the spot."

"That's impossible!" the elderly man exclaimed. "Someone else shot the bear."

"My point exactly," the doctor replied.

An absent-minded person put too much soap and clothes in the washer, and the room floods.

That must explain the rising Tide.

What happened to the absent-minded conductor?

He lost his train of thought.

There is an abundance of absent jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and absentminded puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any professor witze you can hear about absentminded.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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