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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and abstinence makes the hand grow stronger.
The teacher asks him:
-Why didn't you come to school in your first week of absence?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandma and we had to burry her.
Teacher:But second week?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandpa and we had to burry him.
Teacher:And the last week?
Boy:A brick fell on my dad and we had to burry him.
Teacher:But what were you doing all this time??
Boy:I was on the roof of my house playing with bricks.
A teacher asked his students "Is black a color?". One student replied "Yes, it's all the colors." another student said "No, it's the absence of color." Then another student said "It's only three-fifths of a color."
Because their servers were down.
He needs to visit bathroom. He doesn't want anyone to steal&drink his coffee during his absence so he leaves a sign on a cup that says: "I've spit in it".
He goes to the bathroom and comes back to find another sign on his coffee that says: "Me too"
But abstinence makes the dong grow harder.
I guess it's true what they say - absence makes the heart grow Fonda.
it's Kanye West.
Take a Leaf of absence.
Because they no longer had a *porpoise*
But I didn't attend it.
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A Black Sabbatical
It was then that I realized that absence makes the beard grow longer.
integrity.
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