Abscess Jokes

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Doctor's know...

"Doc, there's something strange going on, it's not normal."
Doctor asks "What do you mean?"
"Whenever I f**... it sounds like I'm saying 'Honda'."
Doctor says "Go see your dentist, you've got a cavity."
So he goes to the dentist, and sure enough he has a cavity. Dentist fills it and, just like that, his farts sound normal again!
He calls his doctor: "Doc, you were right! I had a cavity, and once it was filled my farts were normal again! But you gotta tell me, how did you know?"
"Doctors know that abscess makes the farts go Honda".

A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"

Doctor says "you have an abscess"
Man says "how do you know?"
Doctor says "because abscess makes the f**... go Honda"

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