Abscess Jokes

A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"

Doctor says "you have an abscess"
Man says "how do you know?"
Doctor says "because abscess makes the fart go Honda"

Just after Jane Fonda was born..

..the doctor approached her father Henry with bad news.

'I'm afraid your new baby daughter has an underdeveloped heart, we're going to have to inject her with pus and create an abscess.'

Henry is shocked.

'I've never heard of the like, what quackery do you call this?!?'

'Well, an abscess makes the heart grow, Fonda!'

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