The Best 56 Abroad Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Abroad jokes. There are some abroad solidarity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abroad domestic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Abroad Jokes and Puns
My parents once sent me abroad for the summer
I didn't learn a thing from her.
I've been considering studying abroad...
...but I'm afraid she might notice.
Grandpa is becoming more sarcastic.....
I was talking about studying abroad for school to my grandmother. My grandpa looks up from his paper, and in all seriousness said, " I once studied a broad, then I married her." He returned to reading.
Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?
To study abroad.
A young Saudi prince studying abroad...
A young Saudi prince studying abroad receives a call from his father asking him if everything is alright.
He tells his dad that he is feeling ashamed that everyday he goes to college in his brand new Lamborghini while all the other students take the train.
His father replies: "I understand your shame son, take this 2 billion dollars and buy yourself a train".
Did you hear about the one where Sailors abroad will randomly view the ocean as full of Dicks?
Did you hear about the one where Sailors abroad will view the ocean as full of dicks?
Well I'm here to tell you...
...It is a Fallacy, That the Fella's see, A Phallus Sea.
I started studying abroad today...
... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads.
I don't study abroad.
I just ask her out.
Gynecologists don't have to travel to study abroad.
Bruce Jenner just said in his press conference that he is moving to London. When asked why, he said...
...he has always wanted to live abroad.
Today I decided to study abroad...
Or maybe two 😏
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Son, as a reward for graduating high-school at the top of your class, we've decided to pool or money and send you abroad!
Son: Is she hot?
What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman?
"Have you ever been abroad?"
What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?
Abroad.
I studied abroad the first semester of my junior year
Then she closed her blinds
Study Abroad
I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one.
What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad?
+4407
Why is it hard for men to understand women?
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
I studied abroad...
Too bad I got busted for peeking in her window.
My boss is sending me abroad for a business trip next week.
I hope she's a blonde.
Did you hear about the scientist who discovered the G-spot?
He found it while studying abroad.
What do you call your homie who lives abroad?
Broverseas
Today I finally returned to Mexico after spending 4 years abroad.
But no Juan recognized me.
Say, did you hear the one about the trans-gendered expatriate?
Spent most of his life abroad.
President Trump Calls His First Trip Abroad a 'Home Run'
Now he can jump on his golf cart and run all the bases
What do you call a melon that can't marry abroad?
A cantaloupe.
I took a semester of female anatomy classes in Spain...
I studied abroad
Women are like fine wines
You can get them cheaper if you go abroad
Why's it so hard to fail a class while studying abroad?
All the grades are over seas.
I studied abroad
She didn't teach me anything
A chess player was travelling abroad for a tournament
He managed to find a room at a small hotel. Upon entering the room, he immediately knew something was wrong and briskly made his way back to reception.
"Is something wrong?" the receptionist asked, startled by the man's disgruntled demeanour.
The man exclaimed "I thought I paid for room and board!"
A Polish man sends his daughter abroad to study
She comes back and says "father I have a confession. I'm pregnant and I don't know who the father is!"
The Polish father buries his face in his hands and says "oh sweety, this can't be true!" He looks up at her and says "Are you sure it's yours?"
Last time I traveled abroad airport security made a hilarious joke about my passport
I mean I had to hand it to them
My advisor told me I should try and study abroad
Best decision I ever made. She taught me alot about myself.
I'm studying abroad.
I learn so much from her.
SPY FACT:
When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07
When is a statesman not a statesman?
When he's abroad.
What's the singular of "Women's Studies?"
Study abroad.
Why do Australians abroad always work in pubs?
They're used to being behind bars.
Why can't rockmelons get married abroad?
They Cantaloupe.
Whyd the international student get detained.
He said he'd love to study abroad and was thinking of picking up a minor.
I was chatting with a fat girl visiting from London. She said, "How would you Americans describe me?"
I tried to be nice so I said, "Perhaps just as a broad broad abroad."
What's the difference between mayonnaise and aioli?
Aioli did a semester abroad
I was studying abroad in the Middle East, when a flock of seagulls attacked
Iran so far away.. 'Couldn't get away
What is a Soviet musical duet?
A Soviet musical quartet after a trip abroad.
I met my first girlfriend while studying abroad
I learned a lot from her
My career has many perks. For example, my company just sent me abroad.
I wasn't comfortable with it though, so I sent her back.
Why did the transgender couple break up?
One cheated on the other while they were abroad.
"Hi, I'm from abroad," said a man.
"Oh cool, which broad do you come from?"
Studying abroad
It has just become clear to me that my parents and I have very different views on the meaning of studying a broad.
In college, I took a year to study abroad.
It was fun until I got caught...
Apparently it's called "stalking"
So, a Frenchman, an American and a Russian are at a car show.
Frenchman looks at the show car and says "we French also have good cars. At home we drive Citroen, but when we go abroad we drive the luxurious Renault".
The American agrees, and says "we also drive Ford pickups at home, but abroad we drive Cadillacs to impress".
The Russian thinks for a bit and says: "_da_, in Russia we drive Lada. In other countries, we drive T-72."
Trump is being informed that Biden is getting congratulated on winning by allies domestic and abroad.
Trump asks How hot is the broad?
I've been studying abroad for a few months now
I think I'm gonna finally ask her out
I finally found the courage to tell my suitcases there will be no holiday abroad this year.
Now, I'm dealing emotional baggage.
Why did the student go to a brothel?
He was told to study abroad
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