Abroad Jokes
92 abroad jokes and hilarious abroad puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about abroad that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a good laugh with these hilarious jokes about living and studying abroad! Travelers from all over, from the Brits to the Prague-ites, will appreciate these funny, cultural insights into their new and sometimes strange homeland.
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Funniest Abroad Short Jokes
Short abroad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The abroad humour may include short overseas jokes also.
- A Russian Tourist Travels Abroad. Border guard: Nationality?
tourist: Russian.
Border guard: Occupation?
Tourist: No, no, just visiting this time. - Last time I traveled abroad airport security made a hilarious joke about my passport I mean I had to hand it to them
- I finally found the courage to tell my suitcases there will be no holiday abroad this year. Now, I'm dealing emotional baggage.
- Son, as a reward for graduating high-school at the top of your class, we've decided to pool or money and send you abroad! Son: Is she hot?
- Trump is being informed that Biden is getting congratulated on winning by allies domestic and abroad. Trump asks How hot is the broad?
- I started studying abroad today... ... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads.
- Trying to locate an old flame called Emma. Last I know she moved abroad 6 years ago.
Surname: Grated - My sister-in-law said her friend was studying abroad... My brother quickly replied, "what's her name?"
- I was chatting with a fat girl visiting from London. She said, "How would you Americans describe me?" I tried to be nice so I said, "Perhaps just as a broad broad abroad."
- President Trump Calls His First Trip Abroad a 'Home Run' Now he can jump on his golf cart and run all the bases
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Abroad One Liners
Which abroad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with abroad? I can suggest the ones about foreign country and aboard.
- What's the singular of "Women's Studies?" Study abroad.
- My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her.
- What do you call a melon that can't marry abroad? A cantaloupe.
- Why did the transgender couple break up? One cheated on the other while they were abroad.
- Why did the student go to a brothel? He was told to study abroad
- Why do Australians abroad always work in pubs? They're used to being behind bars.
- I've been considering studying abroad... ...but I'm afraid she might notice.
- SPY FACT: When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07
- What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad? +4407
- I've been studying abroad for a few months now I think I'm gonna finally ask her out
- When is a statesman not a statesman? When he's abroad.
- I studied abroad the first semester of my junior year Then she closed her blinds
- I finally graduated as an expert in female biology I studied abroad or two
- Women are like fine wines You can get them cheaper if you go abroad
- I'm studying abroad. I learn so much from her.
Study Abroad Jokes
Here is a list of funny study abroad jokes and even better study abroad puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I met my first girlfriend while studying abroad I learned a lot from her
- I was studying abroad in the Middle East, when a flock of seagulls attacked Iran so far away.. 'Couldn't get away
- Why is it hard for men to understand women? Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
- Today I decided to study abroad... Or maybe two 😏
- In college, I took a year to study abroad. It was fun until I got caught...
Apparently it's called "stalking" - I studied abroad She didn't teach me anything
- Why's it so hard to fail a class while studying abroad? All the grades are over seas.
- Gynecologists don't have to travel to study abroad.
- I studied abroad... Too bad I got busted for peeking in her window.
- Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad.
Going Abroad Jokes
Here is a list of funny going abroad jokes and even better going abroad puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm studying Abroad Everytime I go the shoe store.
- We Englishmen are terrible at foreign languages; until we go abroad... Where English is a foreign language.
Living Abroad Jokes
Here is a list of funny living abroad jokes and even better living abroad puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call your homie who lives abroad? Broverseas
- Bruce Jenner just said in his press conference that he is moving to London. When asked why, he said... ...he has always wanted to live abroad.
Amusing Abroad Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about abroad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean going away jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make abroad pranks.
Grandpa is becoming more sarcastic.....
I was talking about studying abroad for school to my grandmother. My grandpa looks up from his paper, and in all seriousness said, " I once studied a broad, then I married her." He returned to reading.
A young Saudi prince studying abroad...
A young Saudi prince studying abroad receives a call from his father asking him if everything is alright.
He tells his dad that he is feeling ashamed that everyday he goes to college in his brand new Lamborghini while all the other students take the train.
His father replies: "I understand your shame son, take this 2 billion dollars and buy yourself a train".
Did you hear about the one where Sailors abroad will randomly view the ocean as full of d**...?
Did you hear about the one where Sailors abroad will view the ocean as full of d**...?
Well I'm here to tell you...
...It is a Fallacy, That the Fella's see, A Phallus Sea.
I don't study abroad.
I just ask her out.
What question would confuse a t**... who used to be a woman?
"Have you ever been abroad?"
My boss is sending me abroad for a business trip next week.
I hope she's a blonde.
Did you hear about the scientist who discovered the g**...?
He found it while studying abroad.
Today I finally returned to Mexico after spending 4 years abroad.
But no Juan recognized me.
I took a semester of female anatomy classes in Spain...
I studied abroad
A chess player was travelling abroad for a tournament
He managed to find a room at a small hotel. Upon entering the room, he immediately knew something was wrong and briskly made his way back to reception.
"Is something wrong?" the receptionist asked, startled by the man's disgruntled demeanour.
The man exclaimed "I thought I paid for room and board!"
A Polish man sends his daughter abroad to study
She comes back and says "father I have a confession. I'm pregnant and I don't know who the father is!"
The Polish father buries his face in his hands and says "oh sweety, this can't be true!" He looks up at her and says "Are you sure it's yours?"
A Japanese student went to America to study the human body.
He was found in a morgue by one of its workers. When asked what he was doing he said:
I'm studying abroad.
My advisor told me I should try and study abroad
Best decision I ever made. She taught me alot about myself.
Why can't rockmelons get married abroad?
They Cantaloupe.
Whyd the international student get detained.
He said he'd love to study abroad and was thinking of picking up a minor.
What's the difference between mayonnaise and aioli?
Aioli did a semester abroad
What is a Soviet musical duet?
A Soviet musical quartet after a trip abroad.
My career has many perks. For example, my company just sent me abroad.
I wasn't comfortable with it though, so I sent her back.
"Hi, I'm from abroad," said a man.
"Oh cool, which broad do you come from?"
Studying abroad
It has just become clear to me that my parents and I have very different views on the meaning of studying a broad.
So, a Frenchman, an American and a Russian are at a car show.
Frenchman looks at the show car and says "we French also have good cars. At home we drive Citroen, but when we go abroad we drive the luxurious Renault".
The American agrees, and says "we also drive Ford pickups at home, but abroad we drive Cadillacs to impress".
The Russian thinks for a bit and says: "_da_, in Russia we drive Lada. In other countries, we drive T-72."
Jewish mother goes to the airport
to meet her daughter, who was returning from a summer abroad. The daughter gets off the plane hand-in-hand with a 7' tall Zulu warrior, with a bone through his hair and nose.
The mother yells at her "I said a *rich* doctor!"
The Marriage,,,
Paula, a mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter
Janet's plane to land. Janet had just come back from abroad trying to find
adventure during her gap year. As Janet was exiting the plane, Paula
noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic
markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head.
Janet introduced this man as her new husband.
Paula gasped out loud in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I
said for you to marry a rich Doctor .... a rich Doctor!"
what do you call a man who's working abroad?
A p**...
An American asked a Russian guy about their cars:
\- For what did you make the ZAZ, a copy of the Fiat 500?
\- For rural roads ...
\- What did you make the Moskvich for, a copy of Ford?
"For country roads!"
\- Then what is Lada for, a copy of another Fiat?
\- For city roads!
\- The for what did you invent the Volga for?
\- For the good intercity roads!
\- And what do you go abroad with?
\- We do not go abroad!
"And yet, if necessary?"
\- If necessary - with tanks!
A man had pen-pals all across the Caribbean.
He had one friend in in Cuba and many all across Jamaica. One day the Cuban is traveling abroad near the man's home and asks if he can stop by for dinner while he's there. The man thinks this is a fantastic idea and starts cooking when his roommate walks in.
"Hey, what's up?"
"One of my pen-pals is in the area and we're having him over for dinner."
"Sounds good. Whatcha makin'?"
"No, it's the guy from Cuba."
