Study abroad.
I was talking about studying abroad for school to my grandmother. My grandpa looks up from his paper, and in all seriousness said, " I once studied a broad, then I married her." He returned to reading.
I mean I had to hand it to them
A cantaloupe.
To help his son in his life and studies abroad, he gives his son a good deal of money and more importantly, a Ferrari sportscar, as he though it might be a good idea to flaunt some wealth.
Despite this, a few weeks later his son calls him and laments Dad, every time I go to lectures, I drive there with my Ferrari, but everyone else there takes the train, its really awkward as I'm the only guy with a car!
Incensed, the Oil Baron practically yells into the phone Son, I'm depositing 10 million Euros into your account now, stop embarrassing your family and buy yourself a train!
A young Saudi prince studying abroad receives a call from his father asking him if everything is alright.
He tells his dad that he is feeling ashamed that everyday he goes to college in his brand new Lamborghini while all the other students take the train.
His father replies: "I understand your shame son, take this 2 billion dollars and buy yourself a train".
I didn't learn a thing from her.
One cheated on the other while they were abroad.
The rich sheik's son is sent to Europe to study. After a month, he writes an e-mail to his father:
"Father,
I'm doing great here. My classmates are nice, the professors are great and the courses are well-structured and organized. There's one small thing though - I feel kind of embarrassed when I arrive at university in my Lamborghini every day, whereas my fellow students and even the profs come here every day with a subway train, I stick out like a sore thumb."
The next day, his father replies:
"Son,
I've transferred $100 million to your bank account. Go buy yourself a subway train, too - don't you be a disgrace to us!"
Son: Is she hot?
His son is feeling nervous about being alone abroad. So, his father allows him to take one of the golden plated Ferraris to Germany in order to boost his confidence. It is shipped over and the father hears nothing for the first few weeks from his son. Then, he recieves an email:
"Father,
I love the way the Ferrari drives but it's so embarrassing, all the other students take trains to school! What should I do?
Your loving son"
The father then replies the next day
"Son,
The gold plated train is on its way
Dad"
... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads.
...but I'm afraid she might notice.
When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07
They're used to being behind bars.
+4407
When he's abroad.
Then she closed her blinds
You can get them cheaper if you go abroad
Did you hear about the one where Sailors abroad will view the ocean as full of dicks?
Well I'm here to tell you...
...It is a Fallacy, That the Fella's see, A Phallus Sea.
I tried to be nice so I said, "Perhaps just as a broad broad abroad."
"Have you ever been abroad?"
I learn so much from her.
But no Juan recognized me.
Now he can jump on his golf cart and run all the bases
He managed to find a room at a small hotel. Upon entering the room, he immediately knew something was wrong and briskly made his way back to reception.
"Is something wrong?" the receptionist asked, startled by the man's disgruntled demeanour.
The man exclaimed "I thought I paid for room and board!"
She comes back and says "father I have a confession. I'm pregnant and I don't know who the father is!"
The Polish father buries his face in his hands and says "oh sweety, this can't be true!" He looks up at her and says "Are you sure it's yours?"
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Or maybe two 😏
Iran so far away.. 'Couldn't get away
I learned a lot from her
All the grades are over seas.
It was fun until I got caught...
Apparently it's called "stalking"
"Oh cool, which broad do you come from?"
I wasn't comfortable with it though, so I sent her back.
He found it while studying abroad.
Aioli did a semester abroad
She didn't teach me anything
Broverseas
...he has always wanted to live abroad.
Too bad I got busted for peeking in her window.
To study abroad.
A Soviet musical quartet after a trip abroad.
They Cantaloupe.
He stopped by a bar and said to the lady bartender, "I wanna make love". The bartender told him that was inappropriate and to stop saying that. The man said again, "I wanna make love". The bartender again asked him not to do that. The man repeats, the bartender got angry and called the cops.
The cops show up and were about to arrest the man when one of them ask the man why he kept saying that. The man said, "All I want is a beer" while pointing at a Michelob sign.
Spent most of his life abroad.
I just ask her out.
I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one.
Abroad.
I hope she's a blonde.
I studied abroad
He said he'd love to study abroad and was thinking of picking up a minor.
Best decision I ever made. She taught me alot about myself.
He was found in a morgue by one of its workers. When asked what he was doing he said:
I'm studying abroad.
It has just become clear to me that my parents and I have very different views on the meaning of studying a broad.
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