Giggle-Inducing Abreast Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?
A receeding Herr line.
It's being reported that KFC is giving away free chicken.
I'm just going to investigate and i'll keep you abreast.
What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?
"we're walking four abreast."
What do you call two women standing side by side?
Four abreast!
Are we having chicken tonight?
OK, well keep me abreast of that.