Abreast Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abreast jokes. There are some abreast continually jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abreast activists puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Giggle-Inducing Abreast Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

A receeding Herr line.

It's being reported that KFC is giving away free chicken.

I'm just going to investigate and i'll keep you abreast.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

"we're walking four abreast."

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Are we having chicken tonight?

OK, well keep me abreast of that.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abreast polak puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abreast jedis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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