Abrasives Jokes

These are the 7 abrasives jokes and hilarious abrasives puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about abrasives that are good jokes for kids and friends..


Abrasives Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good abrasives joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Got sent home from work for my Halloween costume..

Apparently, being a brillo pad was too abrasive for some people.

I got fired from the sandpaper factory

They said I was too abrasive

What did the disco goose say to the abrasive scarecrow?

You're scaring me, let me dance the night away.

What's the difference between an insult and a traumatized child?

One is used by abrasive people, and the other was also raised by abusive people.

My best joke in 40 year of joke telling

A woman goes to her doctor for a check up. During the post check up consult the doctor says
Mrs. Jones you are in very good health but, I couldn't help but notice the abrasions on your elbows and knees. Can you tell me what is causing them?
Sheepishly she responds Maybe it is because I like to make love d**...
Well,, perhaps if you do it in the m**... for a few weeks it will alive the abrasion
She says I tried that but I can't stand the dog's breath .

It turns out I have an optical abrasion...

It's a real pain in the eyes.

Abrasion

What is abrasion's favorite book genre?
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