Abram Jokes

Two Jews are walking in Odessa at night...

Suddenly, in a dark alley, they are surrounded by muggers with knives.

-- Money, watches, wallets - quick!

One Jew turns to the other:
-- Abram, remember, I owe you $300? Here they are, returned to you in front of witnesses.

Two Jews leave Russia

One goes to Israel and the other goes to Germany. When they get together a year later, one of them says,

"Abram, I'm doing great. I opened my own business in Haifa. The weather is nice, and everyone speaks my language!"

"You know, Khaim," says Abram. "I'm not doing too bad myself. I live in Munich and work in a crematorium. You won't believe it friend, but I'm actually burning Germans!"

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