Following is our collection of funny Abraham Moses jokes. Read abraham moses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.
Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abraham moses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Comical Abraham Moses Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
A KGB agent goes to a library and sees an old Jewish man reading a book.
What are you reading, old man? he asks.
I'm learning Hebrew, comrade, replies the old Jew.
The KGB agent asks, What are you learning Hebrew for? You know it takes years to get a permission to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one.
I'm learning Hebrew for when I go to heaven so I can speak with Moses and Abraham, replies the old man.
How do you know you're going to heaven? What if you go to h**...? asks the KGB agent.
I already speak Russian."
Son: Dad may I borrow you car?
Dad: Only if you get a haircut.
Son: But dad, Abraham had long hair, Moses had long hair, & even Jesus had long hair.
Dad: They walked too.
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