Abracadaver Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abracadaver jokes. There are some abracadaver dog jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abracadaver words puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Unearthly Funniest Abracadaver Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What does a magician working in a morgue say?


What does a necromancer magician say during a magic trick?


I made a dead body wearing a brassiere disapear.


What did the magician say when he sawed his assistant in half?


What did the dead magician say?


What is a zombie's favorite spell?


What was the magician's last words?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abracadaver favorite puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abracadaver sawed piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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