The Best 7 Abracadaver Jokes

Following is our collection of Abracadaver jokes which are very funny. There are some abracadaver dog jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abracadaver words puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Abracadaver Jokes and Puns

What does a magician working in a morgue say?

Abracadaver!

What does a necromancer magician say during a magic trick?

Abra-cadaver.

I made a dead body wearing a brassiere disapear.

A-bra-cadaver!

What did the magician say when he sawed his assistant in half?

AbraCadaver

What did the dead magician say?

Abra-cadaver


What is a zombie's favorite spell?

Abra-cadaver!

What was the magician's last words?

Abra-cadaver.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abracadaver favorite jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abracadaver sawed piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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