Abracadaver Jokes

What does a magician working in a morgue say?

Abracadaver!

What does a necromancer magician say during a magic trick?

Abra-cadaver.

I made a dead body wearing a brassiere disapear.

A-bra-cadaver!

What did the magician say when he sawed his assistant in half?

AbraCadaver

What did the dead magician say?

Abra-cadaver

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