The Best 5 Abracadabra Jokes

Following is our collection of Abracadabra jokes which are very funny. There are some abracadabra conjurer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abracadabra wand puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Abracadabra Jokes and Puns

A magician says to his audience...

A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

A Vampire met a genie

"I'll give you three wishes, no more, no less" Said the Genie to the Vampire.

"I want to have wings. It's weird to be able to fly without wings." Said the Vampire.

"It shall be done, what about the second wish?"

"I want virgins! Lots of virgins!"

"It shall be done, and the last?"

"I want blood! Lots of blood!"

"Abracadabra hocus pocus" The genie casted the spell.

****Poof****

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And the Vampire turned into a sanitary pad.

What does a magician have under their clothes

An Abracada-bra.

Abracadabra... Manual breathing, blinking, and swallowing... all gone!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abracadabra magical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abracadabra fetch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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