Following is our collection of Abra jokes which are very funny. There are some abra illusions jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abra sledgehammer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
...why is it so dark in here?
"What the fuck's a movie..."
Abra Kebabra
Neither of them can finish a play
Abra!
Neither can finish a play.
"I freed the what?"
What's a movie?
Not John Wilkes Booth!
Because he was in-a-cent!
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He would probably look around, scream, and then desperately claw at the inside of his coffin.
The reason I now have to hire a dishwasher instead of buying one.
Because he's in a cent.
All over the wall
Abra Cadaver.
Both were shot before a live audience.
What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
Old age
He'd be desperately clawing at the lid of his coffin.
*"I set* ***who*** *free?"*
Because he was in a cent
Abraham: "Your grass is getting long, shouldn't you cut it?"
Neighbor: "Yeah... You know, I used to have people for that..."
He was shot in the temple
Because he was murdered while watching a play in 1865.
Jar Jar Abrams.
(Thanks Mark Hamil for the inspiration ❤️)
"I'm in a cent"
Pennies.
He'd probably be the oldest person alive.
How much will you give me for this jacket?
Sam checked it over. $20, and that's the best he replied.
But that jacket is worth $100" argued Abraham.
Sam was adamant. $20 or nothing.
Are you sure that's all it's worth? pressed Abe.
Positive
Okay, said Abe. "Here's your $20. The jacket was hanging in your doorway and I was wondering how much it was worth.
He wasn't very headstrong.
He set the brown things free.
Because he kept Abraham Drinkin'.
It's funny because he was shot.
I freed WHO?
Penne
I wonder what the last thing to go through his head was...
America would have really gone South.
Because he is in-a-cent.
"Hey! I'm in-a-cent!"
...cause he's dead.
The Lincoln Log!
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