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Funniest Abra Short Jokes

Short abra jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The abra humour may include short sledgehammer jokes also.

  1. What did the magician say just before he pulled a dead rabbit out of his hat? Abra Cadaver.
  2. Real definition of Zebra from Blonde's perspective What is a Zebra?
    A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.

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Abra One Liners

Which abra one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with abra? I can suggest the ones about dos and magician.

  1. What did the magician say when his assistant died during the show? Abra cadaver!
  2. What do you call a dead magician? Abra Cadaver.
  3. What does a necromancer magician say during a magic trick? Abra-cadaver.
  4. What did the Father of Judaism sleep on? An Abra-Hammock
    I'm sorry
  5. What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon? Abra!
  6. What did the dead magician say? Abra-cadaver
  7. What is a zombie's favorite spell? Abra-cadaver!
  8. What was the magician's last words? Abra-cadaver.
  9. What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra
  10. What do you call a magic police dog? An abra-cadaver dog
  11. How do u reanimate a corpse? Abra Cadavera!

Abra joke, How do u reanimate a corpse?

Uproarious Abra Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about abra you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean disappear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make abra pranks.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive right now, he'd probably say...

...why is it so dark in here?

What did Abraham Lincoln say when he heard there's a movie about him hunting vampires?

"What the f**...'s a movie..."

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

"I freed the what?"

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Abraham Lincoln was better at finishing plays than the Seahawks.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

I think if Abraham Lincoln were alive today...

He would probably look around, scream, and then desperately claw at the inside of his coffin.

Abraham Lincoln.

The reason I now have to hire a dishwasher instead of buying one.

Where did Abraham Lincoln go in 1865?

All over the wall

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for?

Old age

If Abraham Lincoln was alive today...

He'd be desperately clawing at the lid of his coffin.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

*"I set* ***who*** *free?"*

How come Abraham Lincoln never went to jail?

Because he was in a cent

Abraham Lincoln walks out in his garden in heaven and sees his neighbor in his own garden

Abraham: "Your grass is getting long, shouldn't you cut it?"
Neighbor: "Yeah... You know, I used to have people for that..."

Did you know Abraham Lincoln was jewish?

He was shot in the temple

Abraham Lincoln could never call himself a republican today.

Because he was murdered while watching a play in 1865.

What did Abraham Lincoln say when he was falesly accused of a crime?

"I'm in a cent"

Abracadabra... Manual breathing, blinking, and swallowing... all gone!

If Abraham Lincoln were gay, what would he be all over?


I often like to think that if Abraham Lincoln was around today...

He'd probably be the oldest person alive.

Abraham wandered into Sam's pawnshop and placed a leather coat on the counter.

How much will you give me for this jacket?
Sam checked it over. $20, and that's the best he replied.
But that jacket is worth $100" argued Abraham.
Sam was adamant. $20 or nothing.
Are you sure that's all it's worth? pressed Abe.
Okay, said Abe. "Here's your $20.  The jacket was hanging in your doorway and I was wondering how much it was worth.

I don't like Abraham Lincoln

He wasn't very headstrong.

Abraham Lincoln passed the constipation proclamation...

He set the brown things free.

Abraham Lincoln was a great thinker

I wonder what the last thing to go through his head was...

If it weren't for Abraham Lincoln,...

America would have really gone South.

Why was Abraham Lincoln never impeached?

Because he is in-a-cent.

What did Abraham Lincoln say when he was accused of stealing a penny?

"Hey! I'm in-a-cent!"

Why can't Abraham Lincoln drive a car?

...cause he's dead.

What did Abraham Lincoln names his wiener?

The Lincoln Log!

Abraham Lincoln went to see a play without bringing the Secret Service

He never heard the end of it

Abra joke, What did the magician say when his assistant died during the show?

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