It really brings out the kid in you
I'm ok with killing babies... but the idea of a woman making decisions just doesn't sit right with me.
Here is a few I've heard:
What's the best thing about sex with twenty one year olds?
There's twenty of them
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope
What do you call a black woman who's had 7 abortions?
A crime fighter
Whats the difference between a jew and a dollar?
People would care about losing 6 million dollars
A crime fighter.
With trying to make abortions illegal, get rid of birth control, defund planned parenthood, those all are textbook examples of seizing the means of reproduction.
They say beggars can't be choosers.
They must've forgotten what Passover was about.
You don't want them to be seen, and you pay somebody to vacuum them out.
On the one hand you get to kill a kid. On the other, it gives women a choice.
Pro: Killing babies.
Con: Giving women a choice.
more than half of them support legal abortions.
I thought his campaign wasn't for late term abortions.
It's like they got life sucked out of them.
Really suck the life outta you
They never get old
Dad: Ask your sister
daughter: but I don't have a sister
Dad: exactly
For teenage abortions called:
Little miss conceptions
"Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"
"Well, why don't you ask your sister?"
"But I don't have a..."
Catholics hate abortions.
Catholics hate homosexuals.
But who has less abortions than homosexuals?
But I've heard their use is going down.
A baby excavator.
I was confused too, but apparently it really takes it out of you.
Tell that to 6 million Jews
One day, white and black people will be living and working together as one
In Chinese concentration camps.
What do you call a black woman who has had multiple abortions?
A crime fighter
They never get old :D
Because they're worth it.
... at least women of color will still be able to get legal abortions. Just tell a cop it looks dangerous.
On the one hand you're killing babies, which I am for, but on the other hand you're giving women rights, which I'm against.
They know that anything they kill, they have to eat.
the wrong people are getting the abortions.
Safe, legal and rare.
They started giving free abortions to black women!
He's a Womb Raider.
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