Abortionist Jokes

The best part about being an abortionist..? [NSFW]

I haven't had to buy dog food in a long, long time.

Just thought of one: Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What's an abortionists favorite movie?

Womb Raider

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