Following is our collection of Abortion jokes which are very funny. There are some abortion contraceptive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abortion antiabortion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Father: "Ask your sister.
Daughter: "I don't have a si-"
... abortion is birth control-alt-delete.
Girl: Dad, do you believe in abortion?
Father: Ask your sister.
Girl: I don't have a sister...
Father: Exactly.
They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.
self.Jokes
Decalfeinated. Thank you, I'll show myself out now.
*fetus, deletus!*
^It's ^my ^first ^time ^posting ^here. ^Tell ^me ^if ^I ^did ^something ^wrong ^or ^if ^this ^is ^the ^wrong ^sub...
^And ^yes, ^I ^am ^a ^Muggle.
...called "Don't Kid Yourself."
So if you accidentally start forming one, you should terminate it before it comes to fruition.
How about 'Birth Ctrl+Z' ?
My parents were recently discussing my pregnant cousin, who has been craving ice cream throughout here pregnancy, so I thought I'd ask my mother what she craved through her pregnancy.
"An abortion" wasn't the answer I was expecting.
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....getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.
*Yet another Australian pub joke*
A cancelled check.
You'll never de-fetus.
Some of the better ones
* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us
Anyone have more?
It really brings out the kid in you
Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers
Donald Trump was talking about how opposed to it he was, but I thought to myself, come on Don, you're a businessman. I bet you wouldn't be this upset if you could charge them an early termination fee.
Abortion
I'm undecided.
On one hand, I like killing babies, on the other, I don't like giving women a choice.
I support killing babies, but I don't support giving women a choice.
Womb raider
--Ask your sister
--But I don't have a sis...
Has a zero percent success rate at the abortion clinic.
They get really angry if you go in and ask for a coat hanger
On one side, I love to kill babies but on the other side, I hate to give women a choice.
When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.
Little miss conception
Those doctors demonstrate a complete lack of humanity. Spawn killing is a filthy tactic.
Male and abortion.
On one hand, it kills babies, which I'm for. On the other hand, it gives women a choice, which I'm against.
Woomba
She looked me straight in the eyes and said "I'm so glad I didn't get an abortion"
Is jerking off genocide?
Decaffeinated
On one hand, I love killing babies, on the other I hate giving women rights.
Don't get an abortion.
Or $2000 if you count the abortion.
on one side it's killing babies and I'm all for that, but it gives women a choice. Do we really want that?
So I told her I'd cut it out.
The most effective form of spawn camping
Because there is no delivery.
I like killing babies but don't like giving women a choice
She said, "because they bring out the kid in me."
On one hand, i am for killing babies. But on the other hand, i don't want to give woman any more rights.
The nurse says, "How can I help you?"
Girl says, "LYING BASTARDS!" and leaves.
Except abortion jokes, which by definition have no delivery.
Trump is sitting in the oval office when mike pence walks in. Pence says, here's the abortion bill you just need to sign it Mr. President
Trump replies "I thought Michael cohen paid for that"
Survival of the fetus
Having to go in and ask for a coat hanger.
It was awkward asking them for a hanger
It was like taking baby from a Candy
Because there isn't a delivery
(Cake day post)
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Except for abortion jokes, as they have no delivery
It's cancelling a pre-order
They said they didn't need anyone in the fetal position.
Get his wife pregnant
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