Abortion Jokes

Funniest Abortion Short Jokes

Short abortion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The abortion humour may include short miscarriage jokes also.

1. Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister.
   daughter: "I don't have a si-"
2. I accidentally locked my key in my car in front of an abortion clinic... They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.
3. I have the worst parents ever. I asked them how they felt on abortion, and they told me to ask my sister. Not only did they not give a straight answer, I don't even have a sister.
4. With the right delivery, any joke can be funny. Except abortion jokes. Because there is no delivery.
5. If U.S. taxpayers had to pay maternity leave.... The right to abortion would be the first amendment.
6. I asked my GF, "Why do abortion jokes made you laugh so much?" She said, "because they bring out the kid in me."
7. They say the average high school prom goer now spends $1000 on prom Or $2000 if you count the abortion.
8. The line "Do you come here often?" Has a zero percent success rate at the abortion clinic.
9. Reporter: Herschel Walker, what do you think of the latest abortion bill? Herschel Walker: I think we should pay it.
10. I'm so torn on abortion... On one hand, it kills babies, which I'm for. On the other hand, it gives women a choice, which I'm against.

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Abortion One Liners

Which abortion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with abortion? I can suggest the ones about pregnancy and childbirth.

1. Abortions are so fun It really brings out the kid in you
2. Pro Life tip Don't get an abortion.
3. What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? Decaffeinated
4. What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia? A cancelled check.
5. I finally found out what they call the vacuum at the abortion clinic Woomba
6. What do you call a failed abortion? Survival of the fetus
7. I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called "Don't Kid Yourself."
8. I thought of a great name for an abortion clinic... How about 'Birth Ctrl+Z' ?
9. Y'know what really brings out the inner child in you? Abortion
10. TIL Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers
11. I was going to post a joke about abortion But Reddit killed it before I could deliver it
12. If contraception is birth control... ... abortion is birth control-alt-delete.
13. Abortion is not a joke! Stop kidding yourself
14. Abortion jokes aren't funny. They don't have a delivery
15. My wife and I are considering having an abortion How do we tell the surrogate?

Abortion Coat Hanger Jokes

Here is a list of funny abortion coat hanger jokes and even better abortion coat hanger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• the most awkward time in my life Was when I locked my keys in my car and had to walk into the nearby abortion clinic to ask to borrow a coat hanger.
• Millenials are Killing the Coat Hanger Industry more than half of them support legal abortions.
• I was trying to make a joke about coat hanger abortion with my mom I was just having a poke at it.
• Hate it when you're looking through your room and can't find a coat hanger You have to go all the way to the doctors to get an abortion
• With the likelihood of Roe v. Wade being overturned abortion provides should start diversifying. Product development idea: Planned Parenthood brand coat hangers
• Did you see the new abortion movie? I hear it's a real coat hanger
• What is mother-approved and child-tested? Coat-Hanger Abortions
• What can you buy for a dollar? A coat hanger abortion.
• i found a coat hanger in ladies' bathroom. i wonder who had an abortion.

Comical Abortion Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about abortion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean euthanasia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make abortion pranks.