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Funniest Aborted Short Jokes
Short aborted jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aborted humour may include short abortion jokes also.
- Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister.
daughter: "I don't have a si-" - I accidentally locked my key in my car in front of an abortion clinic... They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.
- I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic They get really angry if you go in and ask for a coat hanger
- I have the worst parents ever. I asked them how they felt on abortion, and they told me to ask my sister. Not only did they not give a straight answer, I don't even have a sister.
- I'm really conflicted about abortion. I support killing babies, but I don't support giving women a choice.
- (A new addition) What's the difference between an American and a computer? A computer has troubleshooting.
Also,
it can abort. - With the right delivery, any joke can be funny. Except abortion jokes. Because there is no delivery.
- What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.
- Deaf people aren't known to be very rational They have trouble making sound decisions.
- If U.S. taxpayers had to pay maternity leave.... The right to abortion would be the first amendment.
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Aborted One Liners
Which aborted one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aborted? I can suggest the ones about abandoned and abducted.
- Abortions are so fun It really brings out the kid in you
- Pro Life tip Don't get an abortion.
- Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he wasn't born yesterday
- What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? Decaffeinated
- What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia? A cancelled check.
- They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million Jews
- What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus.
- I finally found out what they call the vacuum at the abortion clinic Woomba
- What do you call a failed abortion? Survival of the fetus
- I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called "Don't Kid Yourself."
- Abortion is The most effective form of spawn camping
- I thought of a great name for an abortion clinic... How about 'Birth Ctrl+Z' ?
- Y'know what really brings out the inner child in you? Abortion
- TIL Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers
- What do you call a black woman who has had multiple abortions? A crime fighter
Silly & Ridiculous Aborted Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about aborted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean killed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aborted pranks.
If Mary had aborted Jesus...
would he have reappeared in her w**... three days later?
Ted Cruz has aborted his campaign
..but I say he should be forced to carry it to full term
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday
There was once a woman...
One day a woman became pregnant, she took the advice of her mother and aborted it. A few weeks later she became pregnant again! She also did what her mother suggested... A few more weeks later she (once again -_-) got knocked up, tired of taking her mothers advice, she went to the local parish priest and said to him "I keep getting pregnant, there must be something in the air"! To which the priest replied "yes... Your legs"
Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids
That explains Captain Hook
Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant.
The coathanger still got him in the end.
A joke about abortion.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
My cousin recently had her baby aborted.
Such a shame, could have met my future first cousin once removed.
I saw a lady protesting at the capital grounds with a sign that read " vaccines contain aborted fetus' "
I couldn't believe it, how can she be protesting something like that I thought.
I marched right up to her and said "you think that's bad? Johnson and Johnson makes organic baby oil"
What do you call an aborted baby
Spawn Kill
If you're a scam artist, you should probably never go for an aborted fetus
After all, they weren't born yesterday.
Asked my mom why i wasn't aborted.
She said that the adoption ward can't do that on newborns.
A pilot was coming in for a landing in France...
Right as the plane was about to touch down, the pilot aborted the landing. I guess he had to much Toulouse
You know what you call an aborted baby?
A secret
What does JFK and an aborted baby have in common?
Neither made it to their second term.
What's fresher than baby spinach?
Aborted spinach
A liberal died and went to heaven
He asked God, "God, why didn't you send down a man to cure cancer?"
God replied: "I did, but you aborted him"
I couldn't decide whether to use a boat or go swimming, so i aborted my plans.
It was a case of row versus wade
