Aborigine Jokes

38 aborigine jokes and hilarious aborigine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aborigine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Aborigine Short Jokes

Short aborigine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aborigine humour may include short jokes also.

  1. What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? What do you get when you cross an aboriginal with a Caucasian?
    A half decent person.
  2. What do you call someone who plays the same song over and over on his didgeridoo? An unoriginal aboriginal.
  3. Three aboriginals in a car, who's the driver? The police.
    Also works with other minority races. Mileage may vary depending on audience.
  4. What's the difference between a woman's track team and a tribe of Aborigines? Aborigines are cunning little runts
  5. Why did the white businessman commit s**...? An Aboriginal family moved in next door.
  6. What does an Aboriginal couple practice once a month? o**... tradition

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Aborigine One Liners

Which aborigine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aborigine? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. My friend failed his Aboriginal Music class... I asked him "Did'ja redo it?"
  2. Why do Aboriginals hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.
  3. What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie.
  4. What do you throw a drowning aboriginal? His wife and kids
  5. My mate failed his aboriginal music exam. I asked him, Did you redo it?
  6. Just heard a bloke playing Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal'.
  7. What Do You Call "Know It All" Aboriginals Inuits
  8. What do you call a aboriginal canadian emo band? Bannock! At The Disco
  9. An Australian guy was playing mama mia on a didgeridoo, I thought. That's "Aboriginal"
  10. What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill? Abolanche.
  11. What do you call two aborigines on a bunk bed? An oreo
  12. Why did the aboriginal steal from the aussie? He was collecting his rent.
  13. Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV? His son with the xbox.
  14. What do you call? Q.What do you call a white Aboriginal?
    A. A Throwback.
  15. What do you call a flying aboriginal? b**... 747

Aborigine Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about aborigine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aborigine pranks.

As the first fleet rounded the headlands and sailed into botany bay the local Aborigines could see several men looking towards them through big fancy telescopes. One of the Aborigines comments "s**... white man,

can't even play the didgeridoo".

First Aboriginal Prime Minister of Australia - Aboriginal stand-up comedy

Bulupin Kwobinyarn delivers his acceptance yarn on the day of his election as Australia's first Indigenous Prime Minister.

The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out.

The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out. Normally, a bloke would just drive straight past, on to the next house, but old mate was in a good mood, he got laid last night. So he got out of the truck and knocked on the front door. An Aboriginal man answered the door and the Garbo asked "Hey mate, where's your bin?"
"Oh, I've bin up north." said the resident.
"Nah mate, where's your wheelie bin?" he goes.
"Ahh, I wheelie bin in jail, but I tell everyone I bin up north."