Aborigine Jokes
24 aborigine jokes and hilarious aborigine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aborigine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Aborigine Short Jokes
Short aborigine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aborigine humour may include short jokes also.
- Three aboriginals in a car, who's the driver? The police.
Also works with other minority races. Mileage may vary depending on audience.
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Aborigine One Liners
Which aborigine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aborigine? I can suggest the ones about and .
- My friend failed his aboriginal Music class... I asked him "Did'ja redo it?"
- Why do Aboriginals hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.
- What Do You Call "Know It All" Aboriginals Inuits
- What do you call a aboriginal canadian emo band? Bannock! At The Disco
- An Australian guy was playing mama mia on a didgeridoo, I thought. That's "Aboriginal"
- Why did the aboriginal steal from the aussie? He was collecting his rent.
- What do you call a flying aboriginal? b**... 747
- Why did the white businessman commit s**...? An Aboriginal family moved in next door.
- What does an Aboriginal couple practice once a month? o**... tradition
Aborigine Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about aborigine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aborigine pranks.
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As the first fleet rounded the headlands and sailed into botany bay the local Aborigines could see several men looking towards them through big fancy telescopes. One of the Aborigines comments "s**... white man,
can't even play the didgeridoo".
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What do you call someone who plays the same song over and over on his didgeridoo?
An unoriginal aboriginal.
First Aboriginal Prime Minister of Australia - Aboriginal stand-up comedy
Bulupin Kwobinyarn delivers his acceptance yarn on the day of his election as Australia's first Indigenous Prime Minister.
The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out.
The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out. Normally, a bloke would just drive straight past, on to the next house, but old mate was in a good mood, he got laid last night. So he got out of the truck and knocked on the front door. An Aboriginal man answered the door and the Garbo asked "Hey mate, where's your bin?"
"Oh, I've bin up north." said the resident.
"Nah mate, where's your wheelie bin?" he goes.
"Ahh, I wheelie bin in jail, but I tell everyone I bin up north."
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The genie and the Aboriginal
An Aboriginal was walking along the beach when he found a bottle. He thought that he might be able to sell it and make some money so he started cleaning it up, rubbing it with his sleeve.
All of a sudden a genie popped out and said, "I will grant you three wishes, but wish carefully."
So the Aboriginal says, "I would love to be white!"
p**...!! He becomes white!
"For my second wish, I would love to be rich."
p**...!! He becomes rich, and is dressed in designer clothes and has a nice car.
"Okay" says the genie, "what is your third wish?"
"Hmm" says the Aboriginal, "this is something I have always wanted. I never want to have to work again!"
"Okay." says the genie.
p**...!! He is turned into an Aboriginal!