Aboriginal Jokes

Why do Aboriginals hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out.

The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out. Normally, a bloke would just drive straight past, on to the next house, but old mate was in a good mood, he got laid last night. So he got out of the truck and knocked on the front door. An Aboriginal man answered the door and the Garbo asked "Hey mate, where's your bin?"
"Oh, I've bin up north." said the resident.

"Nah mate, where's your wheelie bin?" he goes.

"Ahh, I wheelie bin in jail, but I tell everyone I bin up north."

The genie and the Aboriginal

An Aboriginal was walking along the beach when he found a bottle. He thought that he might be able to sell it and make some money so he started cleaning it up, rubbing it with his sleeve.

All of a sudden a genie popped out and said, "I will grant you three wishes, but wish carefully."

So the Aboriginal says, "I would love to be white!"

POOF!! He becomes white!

"For my second wish, I would love to be rich."

POOF!! He becomes rich, and is dressed in designer clothes and has a nice car.

"Okay" says the genie, "what is your third wish?"

"Hmm" says the Aboriginal, "this is something I have always wanted. I never want to have to work again!"

"Okay." says the genie.

POOF!! He is turned into an Aboriginal!

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

What do you call someone who plays the same song over and over on his didgeridoo?

An unoriginal aboriginal.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

First Aboriginal Prime Minister of Australia - Aboriginal stand-up comedy



Bulupin Kwobinyarn delivers his acceptance yarn on the day of his election as Australia's first Indigenous Prime Minister.

An Australian guy was playing mama mia on a didgeridoo, I thought.

That's "Aboriginal"

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