The Best 10 Aboriginal Jokes

Following is our collection of Aboriginal jokes which are very funny. There are some aboriginal aussie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aboriginal lawnmower puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Aboriginal Jokes and Puns

Why do Aboriginals hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

My mate failed his aboriginal music exam.

I asked him, Did you redo it?

What do you call someone who plays the same song over and over on his didgeridoo?

An unoriginal aboriginal.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.


First Aboriginal Prime Minister of Australia - Aboriginal stand-up comedy



Bulupin Kwobinyarn delivers his acceptance yarn on the day of his election as Australia's first Indigenous Prime Minister.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

An Australian guy was playing mama mia on a didgeridoo, I thought.

That's "Aboriginal"

What do you call a aboriginal canadian emo band?

Bannock! At The Disco

Three aboriginals in a car, who's the driver?

The police.

Also works with other minority races. Mileage may vary depending on audience.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aboriginal geri jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aboriginal kangaroot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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