Aboot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aboot jokes. There are some aboot noo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aboot whay puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Aboot Jokes

A Canadian man went hitchhiking in Italy

He wandered aboot for three weeks.

They finally opened a footlocker in Canada

It's aboot time

Why couldn't the Canadian start up his PC?

It was in aboot loop.

Did you hear Microsoft has improved the startup time of their Canadian tablets?

Aboot time, eh?

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

"Aboot this big"

If fight club was made in Canada

"The first rule is: you never talk aboot fight club."

How do Canadians have phone sex?

With aboot eh call

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aboot talkin puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aboot jian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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