Aboot Jokes

Following is our collection of standoff puns and noo one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Aboot jokes for adults, dirty canadian jokes and clean whay dad gags for kids.

The Best Aboot Puns

A Canadian man went hitchhiking in Italy

He wandered aboot for three weeks.

They finally opened a footlocker in Canada

It's aboot time

Why couldn't the Canadian start up his PC?

It was in aboot loop.

Did you hear Microsoft has improved the startup time of their Canadian tablets?

Aboot time, eh?

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

"Aboot this big"


If fight club was made in Canada

"The first rule is: you never talk aboot fight club."

How do Canadians have phone sex?

With aboot eh call

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

There is an abundance of talkin jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes and aboot puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any jian witze you can hear about aboot.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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