Abominable Jokes

I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

What do you call a Bull that has swallowed a grenade?


What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

A terrorist struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...

"Abominable. Simply abominable."

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?


What do you call a bomb in a bull?


Did you hear about the cow that swallowed the dynamite?

It was abominable.

What happens when a cow eats dynamite?

Well, its abominable.

Where does the abominable snowman put his money?

In the snowbank

Has the abominable snow man called?

Not yeti.

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