Abominable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abominable jokes. There are some abominable distasteful jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abominable repulsive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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A male bovine has unfortunately just swallowed a ticking time bomb. How would you describe this situation in one word?


Five minutes later the bomb has detonated leaving little beyond a small hole in the ground. What one word describes the new situation?


I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

What do you call a Bull that has swallowed a grenade?


What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

The Abominable Snowman is sad because everyone runs from him when he tries to make friends....

Yeti still tries :)

A terrorist struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...

"Abominable. Simply abominable."

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?


Abominable joke, What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

What do you call an abominable snowman that plays the guitar?

Yeti Van Halen.

What do you call a bomb in a bull?


A spokesman for a group of scientists examining the possible remains of the abominable snowman has responded cryptically when asked for an update by a media representative:

Not Yeti

Did you hear about the cow that swallowed the dynamite?

It was abominable.

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What happens when a cow eats dynamite?

Well, its abominable.

Where does the abominable snowman put his money?

In the snowbank

Has the abominable snow man called?

Not yeti.

A terrorist was accused of putting a stick of dynamite in a steer.

It was abominable.

What does an abominable snowman do at 12 pm in the afternoon?


Abominable joke, What does an abominable snowman do at 12 pm in the afternoon?

Why does the Abominable Snowman always wear a diamond necklace?

Cause a yeti's cooler with ice.

What do you call an obnoxious millennial?

A: An Abominable Snowflake

What do you call a male cow stuffed with C4?


What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abominable heinous puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abominable snowwoman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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