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A male bovine has unfortunately just swallowed a ticking time bomb. How would you describe this situation in one word?
Abominable.
Five minutes later the bomb has detonated leaving little beyond a small hole in the ground. What one word describes the new situation?
Noble.
I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman
yeti still does
What do you call a Bull that has swallowed a grenade?
Abominable.
What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?
A not-yeti.
The Abominable Snowman is sad because everyone runs from him when he tries to make friends....
Yeti still tries :)
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A t**... struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...
"Abominable. Simply abominable."
What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?
Abominable.
What do you call an abominable snowman that plays the guitar?
Yeti Van Halen.
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There were too many s**... bombings happening in Iraq.
I think it is fair to call it abomination.
A spokesman for a group of scientists examining the possible remains of the abominable snowman has responded cryptically when asked for an update by a media representative:
Not Yeti
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