Fun-Filled Abolish Jokes to Boost Your Mood
So President Trump wants to abolish the two term limit on the Presidency.
Welcome back President Obama we missed you.
Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
"Why"? Putin asks
" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep, - I woke you up at 4AM in the morning, but I thought it was only evening, - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday, - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor, remember when that Polish plane crashed with the president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet !!"
Why did karl marx always spell his name in lowercase letters?
Because he wanted to abolish all forms of capital
Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening. - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff, remember when that Polish plane crashed with their president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!!"
Why did it Take so long For Russia to abolish Communism?
The Leader was Stalin
People hate change.
That's why they both want to abolish or keep the penny.
Given Isaac Newton's links to the slave trade,
perhaps we ought to abolish gravity.
It would be a weight off his shoulders.

Why was abolishing the one-child policy in China morally controversial?
It led to an increase of youth in Asia
What's the difference between democrats and republicans in America?
One group wants to abolish ICE, the other wants to abolish ice.
When Kamala Harris heard that Kavanaugh threw ice in a bar in college, she turned to her staff and said
"I have been telling you America, we have to abolish ICE!"
I'm the FCC chairman and the man hoping to abolish net neutrality. I am Ajit Pai, AMA
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A recently elected Arab President asks his adviser why the price of oil was falling.
The adviser says "It's due to the law of supply and demand".
The president replies "Then abolish that law!".