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Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones. -"Why"? Putin asks
" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep, - I woke you up at 4AM in the morning, but I thought it was only evening, - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday, - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor, remember when that Polish plane crashed with the president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet !!"
Because he wanted to abolish all forms of capital
"Why?", Putin asks him.
"Ah, I can't find myself with these times."
"I fly to another city, call home and everybody's asleep."
"I last woke up 4 in the morning, but thought it was only evening."
"I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday, and she tells me she had it yesterday"
"I wish the Chinese President a Happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Well, these are just minor issues", Putin answered him.
"Minor issues? Do you remember when that Polish plane crashed with the President? I call them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!"
The Leader was Stalin
That's why they both want to abolish or keep the penny.
perhaps we ought to abolish gravity.
It would be a weight off his shoulders.
It led to an increase of youth in Asia
One group wants to abolish ICE, the other wants to abolish ice.
"I have been telling you America, we have to abolish ICE!"
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The adviser says "It's due to the law of supply and demand".
The president replies "Then abolish that law!".
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