Abolish Jokes

So President Trump wants to abolish the two term limit on the Presidency.

Welcome back President Obama we missed you.

Why did karl marx always spell his name in lowercase letters?

Because he wanted to abolish all forms of capital

Clinton consults the past

Hillary went for a walk one morning and came upon the Washington monument. She asked, "George, what should I do?" After a few seconds a ghostly voice replied, "Abolish the IRS and start over." She thought about this for a few seconds and continued her walk.

Shortly afterwards she stepped up to the Jefferson Memorial and stopped to ask "Tom, what should I do?" After a few seconds Tom's disembodied voice replied, "Abolish welfare and start over."

She thought about this while continuing on to the Lincoln Memorial, and once again she asked the same question. After a few seconds Abe replied, "Why don't you take the night off and go to the theater?"

Why did it Take so long For Russia to abolish Communism?

The Leader was Stalin

People hate change.

That's why they both want to abolish or keep the penny.

Stalin calls a meeting in the Politburo

To hold a debate on wether there will be money in the Soviet Union. The two main factions, led by Trotsky and Bukharin, represent left- and right-wing views. Trotsky said, "We should absolutely abolish money, the state should be able to provide all of its citizens." Bukharin rises to speak, saying, "We must have money, as we shouldn't run social experiments." In his synthetic, dialectical wisdom, Stalin says, "There will be and won't be money." Everyone turns to look at him, quizzically. Someone finally speaks up, "How is this possible, comrade?" "Some people will have money, and others won't.

Given Isaac Newton's links to the slave trade,

perhaps we ought to abolish gravity.

It would be a weight off his shoulders.

Why was abolishing the one-child policy in China morally controversial?

It led to an increase of youth in Asia

What's the difference between democrats and republicans in America?

One group wants to abolish ICE, the other wants to abolish ice.

When Kamala Harris heard that Kavanaugh threw ice in a bar in college, she turned to her staff and said

"I have been telling you America, we have to abolish ICE!"

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