Abnormal Jokes

Following is our collection of weird humor and normal one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Abnormal puns for adults, dirty doobies jokes or clean trauma gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Abnormal

Call it a hunch...

But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.

What do you call a person with normal abs in a universe full of fat people

Abnormal

How would you describe a bodybuilder who doesn't have six packs

Abnormal.

Have you heard about the recent abnormal growth in cancer clinics?

There are tumor down the street.

My wife hates six packs

She thinks they're very abnormal


What's worse than one more abnormal growth?

Tumor

Neckbeard goes to the doctor, feeling abnormal.

He had a ma'lady.

My friend said he saw a bee drink alcohol in the bar.

I told him they don't do that, that's abnormal beehaviour.

I'm sorry

Divining rod

Ivan, a man living in rural Russia, was quite well known in his community for success in locating groundwater for wells. He utilized a divining rod, but in quite an abnormal way--rather than holding it in his hands he balanced it on his nose, walking whichever way it leaned until it finally fell. Wherever it landed, they dug, and they found water every time. The story made its way to the US and it wasn't long before a journalist was on her way to interview Ivan. "What is your secret?" the journalist asked. "Secret? Is not so special..." Ivan replied, "I get up every morning and eat a well-balanced breakfast."

My mother's blood type is A-negative. My father's blood type is B-positive...

That make me AB-normal.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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