The Best 5 Ableist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ableist jokes. There are some ableist sexism jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ableist sexist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ableist Jokes and Puns

How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb?

You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.

A black Christian man and a white Jewish man walk into a bar...

"That's racist!"

Okay, so a Christian man and a Jewish man walk into a bar...

"That's religionist!"

Okay, so two men walk into a bar...

"That's sexist!"

Okay, so a man and a woman walk into a bar...

"That's homophobic!"

Okay, so two people walk into a bar...

"That's ableist!"

Okay, so two people enter a bar...

"That promotes alcoholism!"

Okay, so two people enter a place...

"Animals have rights too!"

Okay, so two animals, which may or may not be human, enter a place...

"I've heard this one before!"

A person who discriminates race is racist; Sex- sexist, age- ageist, disability- ableist, religion-

Realist

Article adjective noun verb preposition proper noun...

Pronoun verb article adjective ableist slur!

Why was the interior designer considered ableist?

Because he hated the blinds.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ableist genderfluid jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ableist scum piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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