Abiding Jokes

White house

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
A tourist.

Doing what is right

While I was strolling around the harbor this morning about 11 am. I noticed a terrorist who slipped from the bridge and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that require you to help those in distress, I notified the Police, Coastguard, Immigration office and even the Fire Department.

It is now 4 PM, the terrorist has drowned and none of the authorities have responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted 4 stamps!

Edit-small typo.

What kind of suicide bomber stops at a stop sign?

Allah abiding one.

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