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Unfortunately men are still getting infected even when they abide by social distancing

That's because six feet to them is in reality 5'8"

An orchestra is tuning up for a challenging concerto; all but the first chair oboist.

She is not preparing for her performance. As the draw of the curtains approached, the conductor could no longer abide her inaction. He gritted, "why are you not preparing? Why haven't you habituated your instrument?" She retorted, "I don't believe in oboe warming."

My new year's resolution is to abide by the famous saying "Don't start something that you can't

When I was young, I thought that cops never had to abide by the laws. Then I grew up, and I learned that it wasn't true.

Then I grew up some more and learned that I was right all along.

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