The Best 18 Abel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abel jokes. There are some abel samuel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abel verse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Abel Jokes and Puns

How long did Cain beat his brother?

As long as he was Abel.

Who was the first man diagnosed with erectile dysfunction?

Cain.

He wasn't Abel.

Why couldn't Adam stop Cain from killing his brother?

Because he wasn't Abel.

Abel joke, Why couldn't Adam stop Cain from killing his brother?

The reason Cain commited murder

He was going to stop, but he wasn't Abel.

Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden?

Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.


Are you abel to kill your brother?

I bet you cain't

If your name is Abel

You probably should lie about your name when introducing yourself to someone in a wheelchair. Otherwise it sounds like you're bragging.

Abel joke, If your name is Abel

Why is an achievement in Mathematics greater than an achievement in any of the other sciences?

Because for an achievement in math, you receive Abel whereas for science, you receive Nobel.

What makes Abel Tesfaye's doctor so special?

He only works on the weekend

How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

Thank you.

[jeopardy]

"The Bible for $500 Alex"

Alex: The moral in Genesis

"What is don't walk with a Cain if you're Abel?"

Alex: We'll accept that

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Why wasn't Galois the first to prove the non existence of a solution by radicals for the general quintic?

Because he wasn't Abel

When Adam and Eve found out that Abel was dead

they raised Cain.

The Weeknd's first name is Abel. His last name is

Calendr.

What happened when Uncle Abel passed away?

He became un-Abel

Why didn't Newton derive Group theory?

He wasn't Abel.

Abel joke, Why didn't Newton derive Group theory?

Why couldn't Cain make offerings to God as well as his brother?

Because he just wasn't Abel.

Cain's wife must have had a lot of questions.

You weren't Abel to come up with a punch line?

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