Abel Jokes

How long did Cain beat his brother?

As long as he was Abel.

Who was the first man diagnosed with erectile dysfunction?


He wasn't Abel.

Why couldn't Adam stop Cain from killing his brother?

Because he wasn't Abel.

Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden?

Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.

Are you abel to kill your brother?

I bet you cain't

Why is an achievement in Mathematics greater than an achievement in any of the other sciences?

Because for an achievement in math, you receive Abel whereas for science, you receive Nobel.

If your name is Abel

You probably should lie about your name when introducing yourself to someone in a wheelchair. Otherwise it sounds like you're bragging.

How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

Thank you.


"The Bible for $500 Alex"

Alex: The moral in Genesis

"What is don't walk with a Cain if you're Abel?"

Alex: We'll accept that

What makes Abel Tesfaye's doctor so special?

He only works on the weekend

Why wasn't Galois the first to prove the non existence of a solution by radicals for the general quintic?

Because he wasn't Abel

When Adam and Eve found out that Abel was dead

they raised Cain.

What happened when Uncle Abel passed away?

He became un-Abel

The Weeknd's first name is Abel. His last name is


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