Abel Jokes

Following is our collection of gabriel humor and samuel one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Abel puns for adults, dirty jacob jokes or clean verse gags for kids.

There is an abundance of rib jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes on abel. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any bloodline witze you can hear about abel.

The Best jokes about Abel

How long did Cain beat his brother?

As long as he was Abel.

Who was the first man diagnosed with erectile dysfunction?


He wasn't Abel.

Why couldn't Adam stop Cain from killing his brother?

Because he wasn't Abel.

Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden?

Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.

Are you abel to kill your brother?

I bet you cain't

Why is an achievement in Mathematics greater than an achievement in any of the other sciences?

Because for an achievement in math, you receive Abel whereas for science, you receive Nobel.

If your name is Abel

You probably should lie about your name when introducing yourself to someone in a wheelchair. Otherwise it sounds like you're bragging.


"The Bible for $500 Alex"

Alex: The moral in Genesis

"What is don't walk with a Cain if you're Abel?"

Alex: We'll accept that

How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

Thank you.

What makes Abel Tesfaye's doctor so special?

He only works on the weekend

Why wasn't Galois the first to prove the non existence of a solution by radicals for the general quintic?

Because he wasn't Abel

What happened when Uncle Abel passed away?

He became un-Abel

When Adam and Eve found out that Abel was dead

they raised Cain.

The Weeknd's first name is Abel. His last name is


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

Joko Jokes