Laughter Abel Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
How long did Cain beat his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Who was the first man diagnosed with erectile dysfunction?
Cain.
He wasn't Abel.
Did you hear about the 5 constipated men in the Bible?
1. Cain. He wasn't Abel....
2. Moses. He took 2 tablets....
3. Balaam. He couldn't move his a**...(it's in the Bible, look it up)....
4. King Solomon. He sat on the throne for 40 years.....
5. King David. He said no power in Heaven or on Earth could move him.....
Why couldn't Adam stop Cain from killing his brother?
Because he wasn't Abel.
The reason Cain commited m**...
He was going to stop, but he wasn't Abel.
Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden?
Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.
Are you abel to kill your brother?
I bet you cain't
If your name is Abel
You probably should lie about your name when introducing yourself to someone in a wheelchair. Otherwise it sounds like you're bragging.
Why is an achievement in Mathematics greater than an achievement in any of the other sciences?
Because for an achievement in math, you receive Abel whereas for science, you receive Nobel.
What makes Abel Tesfaye's doctor so special?
He only works on the weekend
How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.
Thank you.
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[jeopardy]
"The Bible for $500 Alex"
Alex: The moral in Genesis
"What is don't walk with a Cain if you're Abel?"
Alex: We'll accept that
Why wasn't Galois the first to prove the non existence of a solution by radicals for the general quintic?
Because he wasn't Abel
When Adam and Eve found out that Abel was dead
they raised Cain.
The Weeknd's first name is Abel. His last name is
Calendr.
What happened when Uncle Abel passed away?
He became un-Abel
Why didn't Newton derive Group theory?
He wasn't Abel.
Why couldn't Cain make offerings to God as well as his brother?
Because he just wasn't Abel.
Cain's wife must have had a lot of questions.
You weren't Abel to come up with a punch line?
