Abeer Jokes

A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "I'll have a............beer." The bartender responds, "what's with the big pause?"

The bear holds up his arms and says, "always had 'em."

A polar bear walks into a bar.

The bartender asks what he'll have.

The bear says "I guess I'll have a................beer."

The bartender asks "Why the big pause?"

The polar shrugs. "I don't know, I was born with 'em."

A bear walks into a bar.

He sits down, and motions over the bartender.

Bartender says hey, man, what'll ya have?

Bear says I would like a....................beer.

Sure. But why the long pause?

I don't know, I've had them since I was a cub.

Polar bear walks into a bar and sits down. Says to the bartender:

"I'll have a.......................beer please"

Bartender says "what's with the big pause"




Polar bear says "what do you mean? I've had them all my life"

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