Abeer Jokes

Following is our collection of bartender puns and arms one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Abeer jokes for adults, dirty bar jokes and clean man dad gags for kids.

The Best Abeer Puns

A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "I'll have a............beer." The bartender responds, "what's with the big pause?"

The bear holds up his arms and says, "always had 'em."

A polar bear walks into a bar.

The bartender asks what he'll have.

The bear says "I guess I'll have a................beer."

The bartender asks "Why the big pause?"

The polar shrugs. "I don't know, I was born with 'em."

A bear walks into a bar.

He sits down, and motions over the bartender.

Bartender says hey, man, what'll ya have?

Bear says I would like a....................beer.

Sure. But why the long pause?

I don't know, I've had them since I was a cub.

Polar bear walks into a bar and sits down. Says to the bartender:

"I'll have a.......................beer please"

Bartender says "what's with the big pause"




Polar bear says "what do you mean? I've had them all my life"

There is an abundance of pause jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and abeer puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any life witze you can hear about abeer.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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