Abeer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abeer jokes. There are some abeer arms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abeer man puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Abeer Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "I'll have a............beer." The bartender responds, "what's with the big pause?"

The bear holds up his arms and says, "always had 'em."

A polar bear walks into a bar.

The bartender asks what he'll have.

The bear says "I guess I'll have a................beer."

The bartender asks "Why the big pause?"

The polar shrugs. "I don't know, I was born with 'em."

A bear walks into a bar.

He sits down, and motions over the bartender.

Bartender says hey, man, what'll ya have?

Bear says I would like a....................beer.

Sure. But why the long pause?

I don't know, I've had them since I was a cub.

Polar bear walks into a bar and sits down. Says to the bartender:

"I'll have a.......................beer please"

Bartender says "what's with the big pause"

Polar bear says "what do you mean? I've had them all my life"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abeer pause puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abeer life piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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