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Interviewing an arab for a visa
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast
CONSUL: "Your name, please?"
ARAB: "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL: "Sex?"
ARAB: "SIX times a week."
CONSUL: "I mean, male or female?"
ARAB: "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL: "Holy cow!"
ARAB:"Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"
ARAB:"Horse style, dog style,any style!"
CONSUL:"Oh dear!"
ARAB:"Deer?No deer, they run too fast!!..."
Today his family had to make an agonizing decision.
They closed the shop to visit him.......
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble.
The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.
Do you speak English?
-Yes!
Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast...
An ice Kareem clone
Three muslim women are sitting together talking. One pulls out a picture of her son to show the others. 'This is a picture of my son Abdul. He would have been 18 today'. Another pulls out a picture of her son. 'This is a picture of Mohammed. He would have been 20 today'. The third one says with a tear in her eye, 'Yes, they blow up so quickly these days...'
- Name?
- Abdul Al Razhib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no, I mean: male or female?
- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.
"But Abdul, this plate is empty."
"__I know!__"
Abdul the Afghani is walking through the mountains with his wife in front of him. He meets his imam going in the opposite direction.
"Abdul, have you read the Koran? It says the wife should always walk behind her husband," the imam says.
"When the Koran was written, there were no minefields." He then yells to his wife, "keep going, Fatima!"
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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Abdul and Saddam sitting making letter bombs, Abdul says, "Saddam, do you think I've put enough explosive in this envelope?" "I don't know" says Saddam "open it and see". "But it'll explode" says Abdul. "Don't be so fucking' stupid" says Saddam "it's not addressed to you!"
He was standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
- Yes
- Name?
- Abdul bal-Rhasib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.
Abdul has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Rafiq and another to Hassan.
Calculate the radius of the explosion.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Yep. Something Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul and Wilt know a lot about.
Outside a Bar, Imam Abdul was preaching: Drinking is Bad,it is the root of all evils.
Man: Have you tried it?
Imam: No, Never.
Man: Ok, you try once, if you don't like it, I'll give up Drinking.
Imam : Ok, but bring it in Tea cup, I don't want people seeing me drinking.
Man goes to the bartender and says: Give me two Shots of Rum in Tea-Cup...
Bartender: Hey!Is that Imam Abdul here Again??
DJ Khaled's full name is Khaled Ibn Abdul Khaled, so basically his name is Khaled Khaled.
When his mum named him, he was like another one.
He was very sympathetic when he heard I was suicidal and asked if I was a pilot.
An arab at airport:
\- Name?
\- Abdul Al Razhib.
\- Sex?
\- Three to five times a week.
\- No, no, I mean: male or female?
\- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.
\- Holly cow!
\- Yes... cow, dog, even sheep.
\- But isn't that hostile?
\- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
\- Oh, dear!
\- No, no... deer run to fast!
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even
camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows too.
Consul: Man....isn't that hostile?
Arab: Oh horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run away too fast!
Consul: Oh God!
Arab: Yeah, I know it's Good for the health
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