Abduction Jokes

Following is our collection of hostage humor and hijack one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Abduction puns for adults, dirty abduct jokes or clean alien gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Abduction

People with an abduction fetish

Demand to be taken, seriously.

When my girlfriend told me she has an abduction fetish, I thought she was kidding.

But she demands to be taken, seriously!

Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction.

I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Alien abduction

Harry, Bill, and Steve are siting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and was abducted by an alien." Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?" "All I remember is being anally probed." Ted says. Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that." Says Harry. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "Steve."

I thought my girlfriend was joking when she said she had an abduction fetish.

But she demands to be taken, seriously!


I saw a duck get kidnapped

It was an abduction

Back in the 70's you could hold out your hand and a car would pick you up and take you where you need....

Today we call that child abduction.

What do you call it when a foreigner kidnaps your son?

An alien abduction.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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