Humorous Abduction Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
People with an abduction f**...
Demand to be taken, seriously.
When my girlfriend told me she has an abduction f**..., I thought she was kidding.
But she demands to be taken, seriously!
Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped?
An abduction.
I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
Alien abduction
Harry, Bill, and Steve are siting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and was abducted by an alien." Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?" "All I remember is being anally probed." Ted says. Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that." Says Harry. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "Steve."
Every fish you catch and release
goes home with an alien abduction story.
I told my wife I'd never leave her unless aliens came to take me.
It has taken 30 years but I finally have enough for Industrial Light and Magic to do an alien abduction scene.
I thought my girlfriend was joking when she said she had an abduction f**....
But she demands to be taken, seriously!
kidnapping a duck
is called an abduction
I saw a duck get kidnapped
It was an abduction
Back in the 70's you could hold out your hand and a car would pick you up and take you where you need....
Today we call that child abduction.
What do you call it when a foreigner kidnaps your son?
An alien abduction.
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So I picked up this girl the other day...
...and got jailed for child abduction after a police chase.
