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Demand to be taken, seriously.
But she demands to be taken, seriously!
An abduction.
I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
Harry, Bill, and Steve are siting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and was abducted by an alien." Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?" "All I remember is being anally probed." Ted says. Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that." Says Harry. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "Steve."
goes home with an alien abduction story.
It has taken 30 years but I finally have enough for Industrial Light and Magic to do an alien abduction scene.
But she demands to be taken, seriously!
It was an abduction
Today we call that child abduction.
An alien abduction.
...and got jailed for child abduction after a police chase.
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