Abduct Jokes

These are 8 abduct jokes and hilarious abduct puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about abduct that are good jokes for kids and friends.


Silly & Ridiculous Abduct Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good abduct joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I was abducted by alien. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and e**... vegetables.

Turns out I was on the mothership.

How many abducted women does it take to change a light bulb?

Five is apparently not enough because my basement is still dark.

How do r**... aliens abduct people?

Tractor beam

Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.

They're always raising the steaks.

I got abducted by aliens...

I was told to do my all chores, e**... veggies, take a shower and brush my teeth.
It was then I realized I was in the mother ship.

I was abducted by a group a mimes...

They did unspeakable things to me.

How to get the body you desire in 3 easy steps!

Step 1 - Go to your local gym.
Step 2 - Find the person whose body you wish to emulate.
Step 3 - Abduct that person.
Now you have the body you desire! Problem solved!

I was abducted by aliens last night

I tried to communicate, but I didn't know Spanish

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