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Turns out I was on the mothership.
Five is apparently not enough because my basement is still dark.
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They're always raising the steaks.
I was told to do my all chores, eat my veggies, take a shower and brush my teeth.
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They did unspeakable things to me.
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I tried to communicate, but I didn't know Spanish
The aleins even showed me outside the ship, i was breathless
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
When I woke up, the first thing they asked me was which date is today. I'm afraid "how did I get here" was not a good answer.
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where they made me brush my teeth three times a day, wash behind my ears and eat all my greens I think I was on the mothership.
We almost got to the border
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