Silly & Ridiculous Abduct Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.
Turns out I was on the mothership.
How many abducted women does it take to change a light bulb?
Five is apparently not enough because my basement is still dark.
How do redneck aliens abduct people?
Tractor beam
Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.
They're always raising the steaks.
I got abducted by aliens...
I was told to do my all chores, eat my veggies, take a shower and brush my teeth.
It was then I realized I was in the mother ship.
I was abducted by a group a mimes...
They did unspeakable things to me.
How to get the body you desire in 3 easy steps!
Step 1 - Go to your local gym.
Step 2 - Find the person whose body you wish to emulate.
Step 3 - Abduct that person.
Now you have the body you desire! Problem solved!
I was abducted by aliens last night
I tried to communicate, but I didn't know Spanish
I was once abducted
The aleins even showed me outside the ship, i was breathless
Why do aliens only abduct white people?
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
I have been abducted by aliens searching for people with Alzheimer's.
When I woke up, the first thing they asked me was which date is today. I'm afraid "how did I get here" was not a good answer.
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I was abducted a few years ago. I was taken aboard a ship
where they made me brush my teeth three times a day, wash behind my ears and eat all my greens I think I was on the mothership.
I was abducted by aliens
We almost got to the border
