Abduct Jokes

How many abducted women does it take to change a light bulb?

Five is apparently not enough because my basement is still dark.

Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.

They're always raising the steaks.

How to get the body you desire in 3 easy steps!

Step 1 - Go to your local gym.
Step 2 - Find the person whose body you wish to emulate.
Step 3 - Abduct that person.

Now you have the body you desire! Problem solved!

I was abducted by aliens last night

I tried to communicate, but I didn't know Spanish

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

I was once abducted

The aleins even showed me outside the ship, i was breathless

I have been abducted by aliens searching for people with Alzheimer's.

When I woke up, the first thing they asked me was which date is today. I'm afraid "how did I get here" was not a good answer.

I was abducted a few years ago. I was taken aboard a ship

where they made me brush my teeth three times a day, wash behind my ears and eat all my greens I think I was on the mothership.

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