Five is apparently not enough because my basement is still dark.
They're always raising the steaks.
Step 1 - Go to your local gym.
Step 2 - Find the person whose body you wish to emulate.
Step 3 - Abduct that person.
Now you have the body you desire! Problem solved!
I tried to communicate, but I didn't know Spanish
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
The aleins even showed me outside the ship, i was breathless
When I woke up, the first thing they asked me was which date is today. I'm afraid "how did I get here" was not a good answer.
where they made me brush my teeth three times a day, wash behind my ears and eat all my greens I think I was on the mothership.
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