Abdominal Jokes

27 abdominal jokes and hilarious abdominal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about abdominal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Abdominal Short Jokes

Short abdominal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The abdominal humour may include short stomach jokes also.

  1. What do you call a Snowman with six-pack abs? What do you can a Snowman with six-pack abs?
    An Abdominal Snowman.
  2. I went to the Med school library to get a book on abdominal pain. Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
  3. I sat next to the Duchess at tea... It was just as I thought it would be:
    Her rumblings abdominal
    Were simply phenomenal
    And everyone thought it was me.
  4. Recently I have discovered that I'm addicted to exercising. I just can't stop doing an abdominal daily once I wake up.

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Abdominal One Liners

Which abdominal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with abdominal? I can suggest the ones about tummy and belly.

  1. What do you call a yeti with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  2. What do you call a ripped yeti? The abdominal snow man.
  3. What do you call a bodybuilding Yeti? The abdominal snowman
  4. What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery? A semi-colon
  5. Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole? Abdominal Snowman
  6. This Heimilich guy wanted me to thurst his abdominal. But he was only chocking.
  7. What do you call a snowman who has been working out at the gym? The abdominable snowman
  8. What do you call a Yeti that enjoys crunchs? The Abdominal Snowman
  9. What do you call a body building winter snow creature? an abdominal snowman
  10. What did they call Frosty after he got shredded at the gym? The abdominal snowman
  11. You know someone is h**... When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles

Abdominal joke, You know someone is h**...

Abdominal Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about abdominal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean navel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make abdominal pranks.

A woman sees her doctor about ongoing abdominal pain and cramps.

She's nervous during the examination, fearing that she may be pregnant. The doctor brings back her test results and says, "It looks like you'll have to get used to changing diapers from now on."
"Oh my god, I'm pregnant?" she asks, nearly in tears. "Am I pregnant?"
The doctor replies, "No, you have bowel cancer."

A woman goes to the doctor

A woman goes to the doctor complaining of abdominal pains. After a series of tests, the doctor walks back in and says to the lady, "Well, hope you don't mind changing diapers!"
Stunned, she replies, "Oh my God I'm pregnant? I can't be pregnant!"
The doctor looks at her and says, "No, you have bowel cancer"

At the doctors office

I went to the doctors office due to a strange abdominal pain. My doctor adviced me to stop m**.... "Is it dangerous?" I asked. "No", said the doctor " but it disturbs my concentration".

A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and goes to his doctor. He asks, "Doc, is it my appendix?"

The doctor replies "No, I think it is more like your table of contents."

A woman visits the doctor because she's been suffering from some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.

After he finishes examining her, the doctor comes out to see her and says, "Well, I hope you like changing diapers."
The woman replies, "Oh my God! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?"
The doctor says, "No, you've got bowel cancer."

A woman visits her doctor since she has some abdominal pains ...

She thinks she might be pregnant. After the examination, the doctor comes out to see her.
Doctor: *"Well, I hope you like changing diapers."*
Patient: *"Oh my god, are you serious? Am I pregnant?"*
Doctor: *"No, you've got colon cancer."*

Abdominal joke, This Heimilich guy wanted me to thurst his abdominal.