Abdominal Jokes

Following is our collection of prescribe puns and headaches one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Abdominal jokes for adults, dirty glute jokes and clean abs dad gags for kids.

The Best Abdominal Puns

What do you call a yeti with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.

A woman goes to the doctor

A woman goes to the doctor complaining of abdominal pains. After a series of tests, the doctor walks back in and says to the lady, "Well, hope you don't mind changing diapers!"

Stunned, she replies, "Oh my God I'm pregnant? I can't be pregnant!"

The doctor looks at her and says, "No, you have bowel cancer"

What do you call a ripped yeti?

The abdominal snow man.

At the doctors office

I went to the doctors office due to a strange abdominal pain. My doctor adviced me to stop masturbating. "Is it dangerous?" I asked. "No", said the doctor " but it disturbs my concentration".

What do you call a Snowman with six-pack abs?

What do you can a Snowman with six-pack abs?

An Abdominal Snowman.

A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and goes to his doctor. He asks, "Doc, is it my appendix?"

The doctor replies "No, I think it is more like your table of contents."

You know someone is hard core

When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

A woman visits the doctor because she's been suffering from some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.

After he finishes examining her, the doctor comes out to see her and says, "Well, I hope you like changing diapers."

The woman replies, "Oh my God! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?"

The doctor says, "No, you've got bowel cancer."

A woman visits her doctor since she has some abdominal pains ...

She thinks she might be pregnant. After the examination, the doctor comes out to see her.
Doctor: *"Well, I hope you like changing diapers."*
Patient: *"Oh my god, are you serious? Am I pregnant?"*
Doctor: *"No, you've got colon cancer."*

I sat next to the Duchess at tea...

It was just as I thought it would be:

Her rumblings abdominal

Were simply phenomenal

And everyone thought it was me.

This Heimilich guy wanted me to thurst his abdominal.

But he was only chocking.

What do you call a Yeti that enjoys crunchs?

The Abdominal Snowman

What do you call a body building winter snow creature?

an abdominal snowman

Recently I have discovered that I'm addicted to exercising.

I just can't stop doing an abdominal daily once I wake up.

What did they call Frosty after he got shredded at the gym?

The abdominal snowman

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