Abdominal Jokes
17 abdominal jokes and hilarious abdominal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about abdominal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Abdominal Short Jokes
Short abdominal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The abdominal humour may include short stomach jokes also.
- I sat next to the Duchess at tea... It was just as I thought it would be:
Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenomenal
And everyone thought it was me. - Recently I have discovered that I'm addicted to exercising. I just can't stop doing an abdominal daily once I wake up.
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Abdominal One Liners
Which abdominal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with abdominal? I can suggest the ones about tummy and belly.
- What do you call a yeti with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole? Abdominal Snowman
- What did they call Frosty after he got shredded at the gym? The abdominal snowman
- You know someone is h**... When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles
- This Heimilich guy wanted me to thurst his abdominal. But he was only chocking.
Abdominal Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about abdominal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean navel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make abdominal pranks.
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At the doctors office
I went to the doctors office due to a strange abdominal pain. My doctor adviced me to stop m**.... "Is it dangerous?" I asked. "No", said the doctor " but it disturbs my concentration".
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I went to the Med school library to get a book on abdominal pain.
Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and goes to his doctor. He asks, "Doc, is it my appendix?"
The doctor replies "No, I think it is more like your table of contents."
A woman visits her doctor since she has some abdominal pains ...
She thinks she might be pregnant. After the examination, the doctor comes out to see her.
Doctor: *"Well, I hope you like changing diapers."*
Patient: *"Oh my god, are you serious? Am I pregnant?"*
Doctor: *"No, you've got colon cancer."*
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A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital.
While she was in surgery she had a supernatural, near death experience.
She met God and asked him: "Has my time come?"
He answered: "No, you have 43 years, 2 months and 8 more days to live."
After she recovered, the woman decided to stay in hospital and do plastic surgery on her face, liposuction, breast e**... and abdominal fat removal.
She also called a hair stylist to change her hairstyle and an orthodontist to perform a ‘teeth lifting’.
She figured, if she had so much time in front of her, she should live the best way possible.
After her last plastic surgery and not until she has recovered, she wore a new dress with matching heels, left the hospital, went across the street and an ambulance run over her…
While crossing the gates to heaven, she reached God and demanded to know what happened: "You told me I had 43 more years! Why didn’t you save me from the ambulance?"
And he answered: "I didn’t recognize you."
