Abcs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abcs jokes. There are some abcs kindergarten jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abcs class puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Abcs Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

One day in class, little Johnny asked to go to the bathroom.

The teacher said, First recite your ABCs.

So Johnny said, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z

The teacher asked, Where's your P?

And Johnny replied, Halfway down my pants.

Why did it take the pirate so long to learn is ABCs?

Because he spent years at C

What happens when an illiterate insect becomes enlightened?

ABCs

Remember the ABCs of first aid.

A
Bone
Coming out of the skin is really bad.

A young boy asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom...

Teacher: If you can tell me your ABCs, then you may.

Boy: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, and z.

Teacher: Very good, but where is the P?

Boy: Running down my legs

^old^kindergarten^joke

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abcs episodes puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abcs nbc piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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