Hilarious Abcs Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
One day in class, little Johnny asked to go to the bathroom.
The teacher said, First recite your ABCs.
So Johnny said, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
The teacher asked, Where's your P?
And Johnny replied, Halfway down my pants.
Why did it take the pirate so long to learn is ABCs?
Because he spent years at C
What happens when an illiterate insect becomes enlightened?
ABCs
Remember the ABCs of first aid.
A
Bone
Coming out of the skin is really bad.
A young boy asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom...
Teacher: If you can tell me your ABCs, then you may.
Boy: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, and z.
Teacher: Very good, but where is the P?
Boy: Running down my legs
^old^kindergarten^joke
