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One day in class, little Johnny asked to go to the bathroom.

The teacher said, First recite your ABCs.
So Johnny said, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
The teacher asked, Where's your P?
And Johnny replied, Halfway down my pants.

Why did it take the pirate so long to learn is ABCs?

Because he spent years at C

What happens when an illiterate insect becomes enlightened?


Remember the ABCs of first aid.

Coming out of the skin is really bad.

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