Abcs Jokes

Following is our collection of lesson humor and kindergarten one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Abcs puns for adults, dirty learn abcs jokes or clean class gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Abcs

Why did it take the pirate so long to learn is ABCs?

Because he spent years at C

What happens when an illiterate insect becomes enlightened?


Remember the ABCs of first aid.

Coming out of the skin is really bad.

A young boy asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom...

Teacher: If you can tell me your ABCs, then you may.

Boy: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, and z.

Teacher: Very good, but where is the P?

Boy: Running down my legs


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