Abcd Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Abcd jokes. There are some abcd dese jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these abcd acronym puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uplifting Abcd Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

I tried plan a,b,c,d, but none of them worked.

But, plan e might just take off.


EFGADHD Ooo look a butterfly!

Year 2020 passed like a kid reciting the alphabet.

January ā€” ABCD...

February ā€” EFG...

March ā€” HIJK...

April to December ā€” ELEMENOP.


Iļø know it's dumb but Iļø thought of that all by myself and it made me chuckle.


The alphabet.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.


Look, no L

D was hospitalised and the alphabet wanted to send two letters on behalf of all the letters to visit D.

It was finally decided that ABCD

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the abcd soundcloud puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working abcd symptom piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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